Complete failure

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Re: Complete failure

Post by MikeFish » Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:59 pm

Absolutely freaking useless. I started reading that and thought bloody hell is that all it was but glad they fixed it. But they didn't.

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Re: Complete failure

Post by doodlebug » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:07 pm

There appear to be a few lemons floating about. Audi's response is at best weak.

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Re: Complete failure

Post by zebede » Mon Jan 16, 2017 8:27 pm

That's the thing I wrote them a 3 page letter and cc'd audi finance and audi and no response at all
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Re: Complete failure

Post by doodlebug » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:10 pm

Your patience is impressive.

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Re: Complete failure

Post by MikeFish » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:27 pm

Time for a trip to HQ and start taking hostages... Go all Michael Douglas on their ass.

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Re: Complete failure

Post by doodlebug » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:33 pm

Full on Falling Down. That's me on most weekdays.

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Re: Complete failure

Post by zebede » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:51 pm

Break out my weapon then huh
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Panamera Turbo - fully loaded - gone
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Re: Complete failure

Post by doodlebug » Mon Jan 16, 2017 9:56 pm

Uh oh, Chunk's mum will feature soon.

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Re: Complete failure

Post by chunky79 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 7:33 am

doodlebug wrote:Uh oh, Chunk's mum will feature soon.
Really? You're going there in a C7 thread???
Appalling behavior. At least bum_bum buys me a drink every now and again too.
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Re: Complete failure

Post by Eddie555 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:51 am

doodlebug wrote:Uh oh, Chunk's mum will feature soon.
TBF when I first read the title to the thread I did think it was Chunks mum talking about her son. :biggrin3:
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Re: Complete failure

Post by doodlebug » Tue Jan 17, 2017 8:52 am

Or her bung hole?

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Re: Complete failure

Post by chunky79 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:05 am

Guys, this really is inappropriate in the C7 section. Most owners are respectable folk.

Also, I'll find out where you live and contaminate your pillows.
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Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
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Re: Complete failure

Post by Eddie555 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:18 pm

chunky79 wrote:Guys, this really is inappropriate in the C7 section. Most owners are respectable folk.

Also, I'll find out where you live and contaminate your pillows.
Quote 1. No way is the C7 section respectable!! FFS Mikefish the pimp/gangster is on it. And you have RTD short for <beep> as well.

Quote 2. You'll never get to contaminate MY pillows cause I do a scratch and sniff test every night before bed.
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Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

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SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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Re: Complete failure

Post by MikeFish » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:36 pm

To be honest I'm amazed it got this far before going off topic.

Thanks Eddie, you are so sweet.

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Re: Complete failure

Post by Eddie555 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:57 pm

MikeFish wrote:To be honest I'm amazed it got this far before going off topic.

Thanks Eddie, you are so sweet.

I'd blow you a kiss but Phil-T hasn't given us that emoji. But we've got this one :assflash:
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)

Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)

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