485bhp blud. Innit

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485bhp blud. Innit

Post by smudge » Tue Nov 01, 2016 5:11 pm

It's all torque talk.

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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by bam_bam » Tue Nov 01, 2016 6:42 pm

Well, here very special.
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by rspj » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:04 pm

Not sure about quattro badge on front side bumper
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by bam_bam » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:42 pm

rspj wrote:Not sure about quattro badge on front side bumper
Well if you're not sure I'll help you make your mind up.
It looks <beep>.
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by rspj » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:53 pm

Yep <beep>
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by TobyRS4 » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:55 pm

"he don't want it does he?"

no funnily enough in a built up area he doesn't want to race some chav in a ruined RS4.......
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by Covkiller » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:29 pm

About 485 in it :bash:
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by chunky79 » Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:34 am

My moms always said '' If you've nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all, unless you're going to call a guy a <beep>''. This guy is a <beep>.
And so are all the others who try to race the wife through crowded built up area's, saying to themselves '' she doesn't want it does she''.
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by FaisalJ » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:33 am

TobyRS4 wrote:"he don't want it does he?"

no funnily enough in a built up area he doesn't want to race some chav in a ruined RS4.......
Haha.

Is chav the right term though? If he was a bit younger, he'd be a "yoot ". I wouldn't call him a chav either, doesn't quite fit.

Maybe a "bruv"?

Those wheels look turd too.

On the plus side, the car sounded good I thought. Is that a milltek?
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by bam_bam » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:54 am

This guy is pure comedy. Look how serious he takes the arcade punching machine!

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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by rspj » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:18 am

Hard man prick
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by kmpowell » Thu Nov 03, 2016 11:49 am

I'm not sure what's scarier, the moron in the video, or the 'init bruv' morons leaving comments...

"this rs4b8 can be killed simple by this s5 3.0t. 500ps600nm will show you where torgue it is mate"
"Rs4 just too sick gangster AF the sound on it"
"freak em baby beast mode"
"This RS4 is mad lionar thumbs up"


As with all cars, as soon as they hit a value where these dickheads can get hold of them, <beep> like this becomes commonplace. :(
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by Jules » Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:39 pm

His parents must be so proud
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by RSQ » Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:49 pm

Un. Bel. Eevable.

Ps where can I buy a Quattro badge for my front bumper that is a great look
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Re: 485bhp blud. Innit

Post by smudge » Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:17 pm

kmpowell wrote:I'm not sure what's scarier, the moron in the video, or the 'init bruv' morons leaving comments...(


Oi!!! I left a comment........!!! :bash:

:mrgreen:

(mine is the one that actually spells all the words proper like, omits the use of 'bruv innit' etc etc - you'll get the picture) :boots:
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