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Re: Horology....

Post by vestax32 » Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:06 am

I agree!
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Re: Horology....

Post by Eddie555 » Wed Jul 06, 2016 11:12 am

Different ones for different occasions.
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Re: Horology....

Post by chunky79 » Wed Jul 06, 2016 1:40 pm

How do you put those on with no fingers??
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Re: Horology....

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:24 am

The same way I finger your mum, with my fist.
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Re: Horology....

Post by chunky79 » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:57 am

That's cause you have little girly hands and a micro penis.
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Re: Horology....

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:14 pm

You say that but my wrist makes a 45mm watch look normal. To be fair though, I was wearing a U-boat watch the last time I fisted her and it came out dry...
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Re: Horology....

Post by chunky79 » Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:36 pm

bam_bam wrote: and it came out dry...
Girly hands, micro schlong, and now you're having to admit you couldn't even get her wet.
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Re: Horology....

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:05 pm

C'mon Dunc, nothing to do with hands nor penii, it's a U-boat... and it left her vaj bone dry, ask around, that'd have to be one hell ova tunnel to clear that bezel, son.
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Re: Horology....

Post by chunky79 » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:09 pm

chunky79 wrote:That's cause you have little girly hands and a micro penis.

As above, it's in the internet now, means it's true.
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Re: Horology....

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:15 pm

chunky79 wrote:
chunky79 wrote:That's cause you have little girly hands and a micro penis.

As above, it's in the internet now, means it's true.
True.

By that rationale, that means you've been raped by a powerfully hairy man with unkind eyes and a penis that looked like a soccer ball perched on top of a storm-water drain-pipe.
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Re: Horology....

Post by chunky79 » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:32 pm

bam_bam wrote:
chunky79 wrote:
chunky79 wrote:That's cause you have little girly hands and a micro penis.

As above, it's in the internet now, means it's true.
True.

By that rationale, that means you've been raped by a powerfully hairy man with unkind eyes and a penis that looked like a soccer ball perched on top of a storm-water drain-pipe.
Who said it was rape?
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Re: Horology....

Post by bam_bam » Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:02 pm

chunky79 wrote: Who said it was rape?
Errrr, OK then, you had consensual, loving sex with the powerfully hairy man...
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Re: Horology....

Post by smudge » Fri Jul 08, 2016 9:25 am

You two are fucked up!!


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Re: Horology....

Post by vestax32 » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:24 am

Added this to the line up this morning....
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Re: Horology....

Post by kmpowell » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:41 am

vestax32 wrote:Added this to the line up this morning....
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