Beautiful Car For Sale on Ebay

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THIS.

Dafuq?

[R5XVB]

Thought you lot would like that...

We should all message the seller on EBay and ask 'stoopit' questions, the replies are likely to be legendary.

[R5XVB]

Thought you lot would like that...

We should all message the seller on EBay and ask 'stoopit' questions, the replies are likely to be legendary.

Hello Sir,

I wondered if you would be interested in my car as a part exchange?

It is a Reliant Robin painted in WRC colours and has 245 width tyres on 18" rims which make it look phat. The engine is from a Mini Metro Turbo developing 325bhp at the wheels with a 0-60 of 6.2 seconds, it corners like a shopping trolley and has just 43,000 miles on the clock with full service history.

If you want, I can email you some photos of the car taken in the summer last year when we used the car as a feature in my step-sister's modelling photoshoot. Let me know as I need to get dad to email me the images because he was the photographer that day, just amateur but the quality is stunning.

Can you tell me if your car is as fast as an RS6 and have you raced one at the lights or bypass to compare the raw power? Does it make a big noise from the exhaust, as my neighbours could complain.

Thank You,

Serge.

And the reply was...

hi not sure about your car send pics ill have a look i dont race my cari had the rear boxes changed for the right ones as it was noisey when i got her you can chip the engine im told but i dont know how and im to old to do racing it has a split box were you canuse the car like a manual and off she goes

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Legendary

[geordie jay]

Its got to be a joke...nobody i mean nobody can be that effing retarded !!! What a nut sack!

[bam_bam]

Thought you lot would like that...

We should all message the seller on EBay and ask 'stoopit' questions, the replies are likely to be legendary.

Hello Sir,

I wondered if you would be interested in my car as a part exchange?

It is a Reliant Robin painted in WRC colours and has 245 width tyres on 18" rims which make it look phat. The engine is from a Mini Metro Turbo developing 325bhp at the wheels with a 0-60 of 6.2 seconds, it corners like a shopping trolley and has just 43,000 miles on the clock with full service history.

If you want, I can email you some photos of the car taken in the summer last year when we used the car as a feature in my step-sister's modelling photoshoot. Let me know as I need to get dad to email me the images because he was the photographer that day, just amateur but the quality is stunning.

Can you tell me if your car is as fast as an RS6 and have you raced one at the lights or bypass to compare the raw power? Does it make a big noise from the exhaust, as my neighbours could complain.

Thank You,

Serge.

And the reply was...

hi not sure about your car send pics ill have a look i dont race my cari had the rear boxes changed for the right ones as it was noisey when i got her you can chip the engine im told but i dont know how and im to old to do racing it has a split box were you canuse the car like a manual and off she goes

Reeeeeeeeeespekt! Love it.

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Lovely speeding and gramh!!