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Re: rs4 avant

Post by The_Coat » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:45 pm

He won't be a car salesman by the end of next week.......
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by RossDagley » Fri Jul 03, 2015 6:17 pm

No. If he's really signed away £14k on a catD car, I fear you're right. That's enough to get you sacked. But I struggle to see how it went past the sales managers approval (this is fresh in my mind after negotiating my RS6 trade in just 3 weeks ago).
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by jimmy gee » Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:03 pm

RossDagley wrote:
jaysrs4 wrote:A car salesman that doesn't know what CAT-D is? WTF?

There's no way he could sanction a PX without authority from the sales manager, especially if he was new and the dealership is new.
Quite. Something weird is going on here. :drink:
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by S4WON » Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:36 pm

Brilliant.. You can imagine the conversation...

New salesman to sales manager - "Hey Fam, just picked up a RS4 in a PX with 50k miles on it for 14k!, brrrrrruuuppppaaaaaa"

SM to NS - "Way to go bruv, Shots are on me in Yates tonight!"

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Re: rs4 avant

Post by S4WON » Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:12 pm

JLR Version

New salesman to sales Manager - "Tarquin, you'll never guess what. One has just secured a spiffing deal on a modern automobile. I think I saw your great grandson reading about them on his electronic reading device at the tennis last week. Glasses guide says its worth twenty thousand and I only paid fourteen!"

SM to NS - "You Bounder!, Daddy will be pleased, Ill tell him when I visit his grave this weekend. PIMMs o'clock!"

Monday - The SM arrived knowing he had something important to do, but sadly due to his ongoing battle with Alzheimer's he decided to just piss himself and put his slippers on instead.
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by HYFR » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:13 pm

I think you need help
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by S4WON » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:33 pm

HYFR wrote:I think you need help
Home help? Can I borrow your nurse?
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by HYFR » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:34 pm

Sorry she's busy cleaning piss off my slippers...
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by chunky79 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:36 pm

HYFR wrote:Sorry she's busy cleaning piss off my slippers...

Stop wearing them in your hands then.
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Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

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Re: rs4 avant

Post by RIV » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:42 pm

Sorry she's busy cleaning piss off my slippers...
Brilliant!! Cracked me up
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by S4WON » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:50 pm

This is a very polite sledging actually, so far..... Must be our age...
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by chunky79 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:52 pm

How do you piss on your slippers DK, does you incontinence bag leak?
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

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Re: rs4 avant

Post by HYFR » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:55 pm

Easy, put em in the toilet bowl, go for a piss...they just struggle to flush
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by chunky79 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:57 pm

Cleans them too, good thinking.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Re: rs4 avant

Post by Surrey Sam » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:03 pm

chunky79 wrote:How do you piss on your slippers DK, does you incontinence bag leak?
It's a simple one really - Catheter + Semi = leakage :roll:
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