Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weirdos.
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
WTF! How could think "yep, red accents instead of chrome", then, get it done/botch it yourself only to step back a say "yep, nailed, looks great. I'm gunna love being seen in public driving that".
Seriously, you'd have to be brain damaged or something, it's full <beep>.
Seriously, you'd have to be brain damaged or something, it's full <beep>.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
I've completed Op tours in Bosnia, Iraq and Afghanistan; where I've been mortared, shot at and experienced IED attacks, and in all that time I've never felt as scared as when I alluded to the fact that if I was passing Bam at MRC he was welcome to get a lift south on the M40.bam_bam wrote:No. I mean in the same way that someone will offer a lift in the direction of travel that I live/work.chunky79 wrote:You mean in a ghey kinda way?bam_bam wrote: which direction are you going?
Please note: this offer of onward travel is accepted without requirement for sexual favours, unless a rape accidentally occurs but even then I wouldn't be too rough. It'd be a considerate rape, possibly without too much creepy eye contact, a firm but prolonged 'easing in' period and just enough strangulation to ensure the right amount of victim dizziness and 'contraction'.
Wow, I actually wrote that! To be fair, I just spent 2hrs trying to kill 25mins in Gillingham. Never have I seen so many overweight, orange, neck tattoo'd people in all my life. Queue Gillingham RS246er's wanting to kill me.


Current:
2004 RS6 Avant, 1999 Range Rover, 2008 Iveco Daily (faster than the 6 hands down)
Past:
2008 Jaguar XK, 2006 S4 Avant, 2009 Mini Cooper S (Wifey's daily drive)
2004 RS6 Avant, 1999 Range Rover, 2008 Iveco Daily (faster than the 6 hands down)
Past:
2008 Jaguar XK, 2006 S4 Avant, 2009 Mini Cooper S (Wifey's daily drive)
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
Saw this the other day.


Daytona RS6 Avant
Rule #36 - At least one gear shall be dropped for every tunnel travelled
** NOW AVAILABLE ** C5 RS6 Cambelt Tool kit rental (also fits other models 3.7/4.2 V8 engines)
Rule #36 - At least one gear shall be dropped for every tunnel travelled
** NOW AVAILABLE ** C5 RS6 Cambelt Tool kit rental (also fits other models 3.7/4.2 V8 engines)
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
If you buy a Citroen you're already half-way to full <beep> anyway.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir

If you can't go to the track, bring the track to you.
Mugello Blue C5 RS6 Avant
Viper Tuning ECU/TCU
MTM Bimoto wheels 9,5 x 19 ET 30 LK 5x112 with 275/30/19 tyres
MTM exhaust system cat back 4-pipe with throttle valves in 2 pipes, control
Yellow Koni's
Porsche 959, gone but not forgotten.
Fight ALS disease https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFDWTC8B8g
Mugello Blue C5 RS6 Avant
Viper Tuning ECU/TCU
MTM Bimoto wheels 9,5 x 19 ET 30 LK 5x112 with 275/30/19 tyres
MTM exhaust system cat back 4-pipe with throttle valves in 2 pipes, control
Yellow Koni's
Porsche 959, gone but not forgotten.
Fight ALS disease https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFDWTC8B8g
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
He loves his bula (whatever that is). Any Stickers fir the same thing more than once is a fail in my book.
Daytona RS6 Avant
Rule #36 - At least one gear shall be dropped for every tunnel travelled
** NOW AVAILABLE ** C5 RS6 Cambelt Tool kit rental (also fits other models 3.7/4.2 V8 engines)
Rule #36 - At least one gear shall be dropped for every tunnel travelled
** NOW AVAILABLE ** C5 RS6 Cambelt Tool kit rental (also fits other models 3.7/4.2 V8 engines)
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Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
Does Bula translate to Zoo keeper?
Current: 2017 S3 sportback
Previous:
2017 RS6 Performance, 2006 RS4 B7 Cab, 2014 RS4 - Suzuka + a ton of toys, 2011 RS5, spec'd up + ABT exhaust, 2006 B7 RS4 'loon - 5 years of fun! 2006 Aston V8 Vantage (expensive!), 2006 S4 Cab, 2005 S4 Avant, 2000 TT 225 Cab, 2001 2.5 A4 TDI Quattro, 2000 A4 1.8T Sport, 1996 2.6 80 Cab, 1997 A4 1.8 T Sport
Previous:
2017 RS6 Performance, 2006 RS4 B7 Cab, 2014 RS4 - Suzuka + a ton of toys, 2011 RS5, spec'd up + ABT exhaust, 2006 B7 RS4 'loon - 5 years of fun! 2006 Aston V8 Vantage (expensive!), 2006 S4 Cab, 2005 S4 Avant, 2000 TT 225 Cab, 2001 2.5 A4 TDI Quattro, 2000 A4 1.8T Sport, 1996 2.6 80 Cab, 1997 A4 1.8 T Sport
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir

If you can't go to the track, bring the track to you.
Mugello Blue C5 RS6 Avant
Viper Tuning ECU/TCU
MTM Bimoto wheels 9,5 x 19 ET 30 LK 5x112 with 275/30/19 tyres
MTM exhaust system cat back 4-pipe with throttle valves in 2 pipes, control
Yellow Koni's
Porsche 959, gone but not forgotten.
Fight ALS disease https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFDWTC8B8g
Mugello Blue C5 RS6 Avant
Viper Tuning ECU/TCU
MTM Bimoto wheels 9,5 x 19 ET 30 LK 5x112 with 275/30/19 tyres
MTM exhaust system cat back 4-pipe with throttle valves in 2 pipes, control
Yellow Koni's
Porsche 959, gone but not forgotten.
Fight ALS disease https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFDWTC8B8g
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
This is so when he drives fast it likes like it's on FIREmavada wrote:
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
Hows about working there?Shoppinit wrote:If you buy a Citroen you're already half-way to full <beep> anyway.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
Bitchy, he will be along soon to tell you how good they are to work for.chunky79 wrote:Hows about working there?Shoppinit wrote:If you buy a Citroen you're already half-way to full <beep> anyway.
2003 RS6 Avant, non res Miltek, 3" catless dps, wagners, MRC air filters, 044 fuel pump, MRC custom remap, TCU remap, 566ps, 812nm, pss9 coilovers, hotchkis rollbars, Recaro CSs, 390mm front discs, hi-spec 4 pot rear calipers.
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
He will just tell me to F off.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
£10 says the owner doesnt know which way round to wear his baseball cap under his hoody....
2013 Guards Red 991 Carrera - VERY MUCH Arrived.
2013 Ibis White RS4 B8 - Gone
2007 Phantom Black Avant RS4 B7 - Gone
2013 Ibis White RS4 B8 - Gone

2007 Phantom Black Avant RS4 B7 - Gone

Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
Ooooh, that's a good, can I use that one? I'll probably write it up in less words, but I like the sentiment.Spectre wrote:£10 says the owner doesnt know which way round to wear his baseball cap under his hoody....
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir
Erm.... I agree on the interior being AWFUL!!
To paint carbon fibre is sacrilege! The exterior if he had blacked out/gunmetalthe wheels, kept the black optics and silver wing mirrors and JUST done the red rings I think it would have looked pretty different and intersting!
I'll run and hide now! lol


To paint carbon fibre is sacrilege! The exterior if he had blacked out/gunmetalthe wheels, kept the black optics and silver wing mirrors and JUST done the red rings I think it would have looked pretty different and intersting!
I'll run and hide now! lol


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