Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weirdos.

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Post by bam_bam » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:19 pm

WTF! How could think "yep, red accents instead of chrome", then, get it done/botch it yourself only to step back a say "yep, nailed, looks great. I'm gunna love being seen in public driving that".
Seriously, you'd have to be brain damaged or something, it's full <beep>.
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Post by armyair » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:49 pm

bam_bam wrote:
chunky79 wrote:
bam_bam wrote: which direction are you going?
You mean in a ghey kinda way?
No. I mean in the same way that someone will offer a lift in the direction of travel that I live/work.

Please note: this offer of onward travel is accepted without requirement for sexual favours, unless a rape accidentally occurs but even then I wouldn't be too rough. It'd be a considerate rape, possibly without too much creepy eye contact, a firm but prolonged 'easing in' period and just enough strangulation to ensure the right amount of victim dizziness and 'contraction'.

Wow, I actually wrote that! To be fair, I just spent 2hrs trying to kill 25mins in Gillingham. Never have I seen so many overweight, orange, neck tattoo'd people in all my life. Queue Gillingham RS246er's wanting to kill me.
I've completed Op tours in Bosnia, Iraq and Afghanistan; where I've been mortared, shot at and experienced IED attacks, and in all that time I've never felt as scared as when I alluded to the fact that if I was passing Bam at MRC he was welcome to get a lift south on the M40. :shock: :dung:
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Post by Nobby » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:56 pm

Saw this the other day.

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Rule #36 - At least one gear shall be dropped for every tunnel travelled

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Post by Shoppinit » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:03 pm

If you buy a Citroen you're already half-way to full <beep> anyway.
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Post by mavada » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:54 pm

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Post by Nobby » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:03 pm

He loves his bula (whatever that is). Any Stickers fir the same thing more than once is a fail in my book.
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Post by Silverfox42 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:07 pm

Does Bula translate to Zoo keeper?
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Post by mavada » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:33 pm

Image
If you can't go to the track, bring the track to you.
Mugello Blue C5 RS6 Avant
Viper Tuning ECU/TCU
MTM Bimoto wheels 9,5 x 19 ET 30 LK 5x112 with 275/30/19 tyres
MTM exhaust system cat back 4-pipe with throttle valves in 2 pipes, control
Yellow Koni's
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Post by chunky79 » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:53 am

mavada wrote:Image
This is so when he drives fast it likes like it's on FIRE
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Post by chunky79 » Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:53 am

Shoppinit wrote:If you buy a Citroen you're already half-way to full <beep> anyway.
Hows about working there?
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
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Post by gingertoss » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:53 pm

chunky79 wrote:
Shoppinit wrote:If you buy a Citroen you're already half-way to full <beep> anyway.
Hows about working there?
Bitchy, he will be along soon to tell you how good they are to work for.
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Post by chunky79 » Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:03 am

He will just tell me to F off.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

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Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir

Post by Spectre » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:55 pm

£10 says the owner doesnt know which way round to wear his baseball cap under his hoody....
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Post by bam_bam » Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:02 am

Spectre wrote:£10 says the owner doesnt know which way round to wear his baseball cap under his hoody....
Ooooh, that's a good, can I use that one? I'll probably write it up in less words, but I like the sentiment.
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Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir

Post by Anees » Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:27 pm

Erm.... I agree on the interior being AWFUL!! :bash:

To paint carbon fibre is sacrilege! The exterior if he had blacked out/gunmetalthe wheels, kept the black optics and silver wing mirrors and JUST done the red rings I think it would have looked pretty different and intersting!

I'll run and hide now! lol :lol: :lol:

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