This one is for sale...

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I went searching for unicorns last night I found five all were near on empty!! So I hung them upside down and cut their throats, once the blood had drained I sold them for halal meat at the local Indian takeaway, I then filled up with v bastard

Unicorns are all gay, hence they're haraam not halal... because they've had pork inside them.

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Unicorns are all gay, hence they're haraam not halal... because they've had pork inside them.

This is the reason I killed them

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Well, I think this thread has gone as far as it can...

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I would just like to state at no point in this thread were unicorns harmed!! All stories are purely fictitious, as for up hill gardening that is another story

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I would just like to state at no point in this thread were unicorns harmed!!

Speak for yourself.

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Anyhow I was told there spreading TB, not badgers!!! this news makes me feel less guilty