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Re: This one is for sale...

Post by chunky79 » Tue Oct 23, 2012 5:10 pm

After a cheaper to run car.
Then in the px at the bottom of the page they mention something like a Boeing 747
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Post by RIV » Tue Oct 23, 2012 5:49 pm

Doctor owned
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Post by drybeer » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:39 pm

P/ex? WHY?
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This one is for sale...

Post by Madmonkee » Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:35 pm

Chick magnet!
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Post by RIV » Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:54 pm

Fanny magnet
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Post by bam_bam » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:03 pm

Best car I've owned.
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Post by chunky79 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:57 am

New house forces sale
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Post by chunky79 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:17 pm

Only ever filled up with......
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

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Post by bam_bam » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:43 pm

chunky79 wrote:Only ever filled up with......
...Unicorn semen.
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Post by chunky79 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:45 pm

bam_bam wrote:
chunky79 wrote:Only ever filled up with......
...Unicorn semen.
Is this better than v b@stard?
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

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Post by bam_bam » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:53 pm

It does make the tank filler spout very supple, I have no idea what it's like for performance though. You have to jerk off 1,140,547 Unicorns for a tankful, I threw shoulder out by Unicorn No.5 so I gave up... and I didn't know that all Unicorns are gay, so I had to do all the work while the Reader's Wives I'd bough was doin' nothing for 'em.
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Re: This one is for sale...

Post by RIV » Wed Oct 24, 2012 11:03 pm

Is as good as perfect as you would find :biggrin2:
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Post by chunky79 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:07 am

I have plenty of gayporn to hand. Can you point me in the direction of your unicorn gathering?

Also, you made a couple of nazi's in your post but couldn't be arsed to flame you. Get a grip and proof read Jack!!!
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Post by bam_bam » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:54 am

All Unicorns live in Brighton, there are a few in SOHO but those are almost always running on empty, drugged to the eyeballs or only ejaculate rainbows.
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Post by RIV » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:26 am

I went searching for unicorns last night I found five all were near on empty!! So I hung them upside down and cut their throats, once the blood had drained I sold them for halal meat at the local Indian takeaway, I then filled up with v bastard :smile_smoking:
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