The Rules.

Post by **S4_kiwi** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:45 am

The rules appear to be all good, apart from rule 40.

It is a well known fact that Holdens are driven in the main by cross dressing wannabe hairdressers, who tend to watch a little bit too much Aussie rules, something to do with aesthetics of the shorts apparently.

The cross dressing trait can be seen in their cars, in the UK, Vauxhalls dress up as Holdens, in Aus Holdens dress up as Chevs..

Anyway, enough of that G'day!

Dave

Post by **bam_bam** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:55 am

S4_kiwi wrote: The cross dressing trait can be seen in their cars, in the UK, Vauxhalls dress up as Holdens, in Aus Holdens dress up as Chevs..

Not any more, they're out of the closet and now the Yanks have been dressing up Holdens as Chevs, Pontiacs and GMs since 2008. The Yanks are even going to put their policemenz into these x-dressing Holdens.

It must be tough being a Kiwi, always wrong and ridiculed by Australians while being forgotten by the rest of the world.
Welcome and FON.

So when did you leave Australia's East island (you call it eNZud) to join the endless winter in the UK?

Post by **S4_kiwi** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:24 pm

Hey Bam-Bam

Cheers for the welcome!

I can take being a Kiwi so long as we're the Rugby World Cup Champions (both varieties) and we don't have ginger minger as leader of our fine nation!

Been enduring the endless winter for the last 12 years, occasional visits home for a splash of sunlight and thats about it..

Spent a few months out in the US this year saw a few Monaros posing as Pontiacs. Didn't see any Holden cop cars, they were still banging around in Crown Vics with the occasional new Taurus coming in now..

So what part of awwwwstralia do you hail from?

Post by **bam_bam** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:07 pm

Oooh, I love the Crown Vic, beast of a thing.
I'm from a little place called Forster/Tuncurry, it's best described as heaven's waiting room, it's full of blue-rinse perms, bowling clubs and RSLs.
I've been here since 2000 so my hatred of almost everything is just about complete and so well-rounded that I cannot form a sentence without wanting to punch something, and yet, I'm still here. I tend to make 'friends' via the Internet now as it's harder to punch someone upon first meeting them, ergo, I retain new 'friends' a smidge longer these days.
Where you based maaaaate?

P.s. You can shut up about the rugby, you're best in the world at cheating, big deal, it's nothing new, we've been cheating for years and you're coming on like you invented it. Calm down and be humble, like me, I'm just a humble motherfcuker with a huge cock.

Post by **amanda1** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:42 pm

Oh dear I thought we lost a sheep shagger back to the Aussie enzud looks like we have gained another in his place!!!!

Post by **brn7y** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:07 pm

There must be more Sheep shaggers on here.

I'm one, 22b might be not sure if he supports Aberdeen.

Post by **RSKiwi** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:03 am

amanda1 wrote:Oh dear I thought we lost a sheep shagger back to the Aussie enzud looks like we have gained another in his place!!!!

I have not gone anywhere Amanda! Well I am a few fuel stops further away for sure. I am just waiting for the right opportunity for an NZ photo shoot of the RS. Be rude to not show you guys some of our best roads/scenery!

RS with coffin has drawn a few appreciative looks.

Post by **RSKiwi** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:07 am

Hahahaha ginger minger leading Straya.

Welcome S4-kiwi. You will like it here, most people are friendly nice car owning helpful pricks. Top lads and ladettes.

Seriously, its one of the best forums out there.

Post by **S4_kiwi** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:17 pm

Well Cheers for all that... I think!

I'm based up in sunny Lincoln, don't ask why.
Looking for a decent B6/7 S4 sedan, auto, preferably in Noggy blue.
Had a look at a few not found a decent one yet.
Got a clevo powered XA coupe in the garage, one day she will be back on the road (honest) until then I need a more conventional V8!

Post by **Timster** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:51 pm

RSKiwi wrote:Hahahaha ginger minger leading Straya.

Welcome S4-kiwi. You will like it here, most people are friendly nice car owning helpful pricks. Top lads and ladettes.

Seriously, its one of the best forums out there.

Heh... who you calling "helpful" ?

Post by **amanda1** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:40 pm

Timster wrote:
RSKiwi wrote:Hahahaha ginger minger leading Straya.

Welcome S4-kiwi. You will like it here, most people are friendly nice car owning helpful pricks. Top lads and ladettes.

Seriously, its one of the best forums out there.
Heh... who you calling "helpful" ?

Ohhh do I detect a ginga??????

Post by **bam_bam** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:59 pm

Please tell me the XA is in the UK? 351?

Post by **22B** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:07 pm

brn7y wrote:There must be more Sheep shaggers on here.

I'm one, 22b might be not sure if he supports Aberdeen.

As in Aberdeen football club, naa, hate football and everything about it, bunch of overpaid prima donnas.

Post by **S4_kiwi** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:42 pm

Yup she's tucked up in my garage, may well post some pics up.

It is a 302 clevo, but as we all know, shes just a crank and rods away from being a fully fledged 351...

Post by **bam_bam** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:10 am

*Wibble* Rulemotherfucken1 NEOW!!! The XA/B/C coupes were one of my favourite cars growing up, even as a Holden lad, I lusted after them. What state is it in, does it run, when did you bring it over? Sooooo many questions! I've been thinking of tracking down a decent LC or maybe a good late HX and shipping it over.
I'd love to come and take a look, we could do a Nu(ish) Skool German muscle car vs. Ye Olde Timer Aussie "Last of the V8 interceptors" face off... kick it in the guts Barry!

You have earned much kudos.

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