Are we all Cocks ?!?!?! (Top Gear 6/11/08)

Post by **BigMo** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:40 pm

At least cocks get to f*&k the pussies but get <beep> on by the ar5eh@les!!!!!

Post by **APM** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:34 pm

The problem for us is when all our mates sing 'here comes the cooks ....' to the theme of this tune used in the latest Boots ad ..

very jelous mates who drive ford focus's and think an orange st is a performance car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **P_G** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:48 pm

Glad it is not just me who has issues with ST drivers always wanting to prove their performance

Post by **APM** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:57 pm

them and corsas and the odd clio.

Post by **GBrownlow** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:58 pm

I'm told I am a big cock but its not because I drive a 911 Turbo now. RS4's and pretty much everything else on the road only see my tailpipes now lol

Don't be so sensitive guys

Post by **rs4v8** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:26 am

GBrownlow wrote:I'm told I am a big cock but its not because I drive a 911 Turbo now. RS4's and pretty much everything else on the road only see my tailpipes now lol

Don't be so sensitive guys

Aye, but my rs4 is quicker than your van (which you still need 'cos your *four passengers / golf clubs / dog / stuff from B&Q / Subway 'Sub of the day' and large diet coke doesn't fit in your 911! *delete as necessary)

Pretty much anything? Really?!

Post by **mac4RS** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:20 am

Either that or he was poncing about on the outside lane in his Gallrdo Spyder on his mobile phone again and they simply wanted past.

& probably he 'aint that good a driver either, & hissed off driving at his limit in the latest super machine, while the RS owner is casually driving at 2/10ths his...

ps us Avant drivers (the REAL RS4) shouldn't worry tho', they only refer to the sedan drivers as cocks...

Post by **Andyuk911** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:06 pm

Here are a couple of cocks ..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FqojoWVSzK4

Post by **P_G** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:42 pm

How to give RS4 drivers a bad name in one easy step.

Post by **Baggins** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:56 pm

APM wrote:

The problem for us is when all our mates sing 'here comes the cooks ....' to the theme of this tune used in the latest Boots ad ..

very jelous mates who drive ford focus's and think an orange st is a performance car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steady, I currently drive an ST3.

Post by **PetrolDave** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:06 pm

Baggins wrote:Steady, I currently drive an ST3.

Never mind, you'll get over it soon

Post by **Baggins** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:12 pm

PetrolDave wrote:
Baggins wrote:Steady, I currently drive an ST3.
Never mind, you'll get over it soon

It's a damned fine reliable piece of kit I'll have you know. Going to get an RS4 next year though, maybe.

Post by **tweek** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:55 pm

For those who wish to abuse JC on his own forums..

http://forum.jeremyclarkson.co.uk/

Post by **GardinerG** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:05 pm

P_G wrote:Glad it is not just me who has issues with ST drivers always wanting to prove their performance

Yeah, I've had one of those as well. White with the blue go faster stripes...

Post by **peterpan** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:34 pm

Don't hurt the Hamster! He had a few month ago a big car accident. He hit his head. He wanted to say: " I'm a cock, 'cause I don't drive a RS4"

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