Anyone ever considered emigrating?

[JohnW]

Awesome! I've just got back from a long weekend break .... and this is still going! Good work chaps

It was the voices made us do it

The most important point I need to address first is: I AM NOT A BLOODY IT MANAGER!!!!!

So come on, spill the beans

[S4TAN]

I am employed by the Anti-Christ as "Arch Mischief-maker, Doer of Devilry, Defiler of the Pure, Upsetter of the Deluded the Uptight and the Anal, and General Allround Awful Person" (according to my contract)

In my spare time I'm a Technical Consultant/Principal Engineer for the UK's largest ISP.

[JohnW]

I am employed by the Anti-Christ as "Arch Mischief-maker, Doer of Devilry, Defiler of the Pure, Upsetter of the Deluded the Uptight and the Anal, and General Allround Awful Person" (according to my contract)

In my spare time I'm a Technical Consultant/Principal Engineer for the UK's largest ISP.

They are one and the same, aren't they ?!?

(I can say that, being a technical consultant / System architect too )
Now about that ISP, got any cheap deals...

[Turbo Joe]

Be it as it may, Christ shed his blood for you S4- Tan on the cross. You can accept his payment and repent or pay for your own sins and join your boy in the depths of hell forever, its your choice.

[s4woody]

isnt modifying a car in anyway a form of evolution...
@blower..i see this place we call earth as hell..now we are here for what ever reason to do what we can good or bad to get by..if you do good or even ok you mite be lucky to not be reincarnated back here to try again..otherwise you get sent to whats called heaven which really is just like this place but with no wars or fighting just people getting on and having a decent life...driving nice cars etc etc ...

[S4TAN]

Be it as it may, Christ shed his blood for you S4- Tan on the cross. You can accept his payment and repent or pay for your own sins and join your boy in the depths of hell forever, its your choice.

Correct Blower - it IS my choice. I do not believe Jesus was "the son of God" any more than you or I are "the son of God". Neither do I believe he died for me ... or you ... or anyone else for that matter.

The concept of Heaven and Hell as written in the Bible is anachronistic, archaic and ludicrous. It's merely (yet another) man-made construct aimed at instilling fear, inhibition and servitude into the ignorant. As such, when I shuffle off this mortal coil, I will be joining neither Jesus or Satan in the aforementioned places because they simply do not exist.

Good luck to you though Blower. In the same way that I'm sure you have great contempt for me I have nothing but sympathy for you. All I see from your writing is the waste of a good mind. It's a damn shame. However; I concede that our views are so diametrically opposed that we will never agree - believe it or not I can respect peoples religious views normally (after all it is ones right to believe whatever one wants, no matter how silly) but in your case your zealousness is so extreme that I find it very disconcerting, I can only hope it does not harm you (or others) in any way.

I am reminded of this old axiom: You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink (or even see or feel the water when it's right in front of its face and up to it's neck in it in this particular case!)

[Turbo Joe]

So be it!

[quattronutter]

is this the end?or just the beginning

[S4TAN]

Ignata Natura Renovata Integra

[jeffw]

In my spare time I'm a Technical Consultant/Principal Engineer for the UK's largest ISP

Didn't know you where working for BT now ?

[confusionhunter]

I've painted an image of S4TAN standing at the pearly gates awaiting judgement with a speech bubble ..... "bollocks"

[S4TAN]

Didn't know you where working for BT now ?

I'm not! I believe the VirginMedia hype!

I've painted an image of S4TAN standing at the pearly gates awaiting judgement with a speech bubble ..... "bollocks"

Cool! Post it up dude!

(I can say that, being a technical consultant / System architect too )
Now about that ISP, got any cheap deals...

Who do you work for John?

[GardinerG]

Is there a country that outlaws religion and charges less than 50p a litre for 99 Octane petrol? If so it sounds tempting.

[CliveH]

Is there a country that outlaws religion and charges less than 50p a litre for 99 Octane petrol? If so it sounds tempting.

Go juice in Brunei was about 20p/litre last time I was there, but unfortunately they outlaw all religions except Islam I think

[S4TAN]

Go juice in Brunei was about 20p/litre last time I was there, but unfortunately they outlaw all religions except Islam I think

Close to perfect then .... if only they had outlawed Islam too ....