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Japseroony
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Post Count

Post by Japseroony » Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:02 pm

Hi Folks,

Can anyone tell me the post count numbers needed to change gear and what the ratios are i.e. Neutral, first gear, second gear etc etc :?:

Cheers.
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Re: Post Count

Post by Dom81 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:33 pm

Neutral 0-49
1st Gear 50-99
2nd Gear 100-249
3rd Gear 250-499
4th Gear 500-999
5th Gear 1000-1499
Top Gear 1500-2499
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Re: Post Count

Post by chunky79 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:36 pm

Ah, that why you couldn't make it down to London, stuck in 2nd??????????????????????????????
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:47 pm

chunky79 wrote:Ah, that why you couldn't make it down to London, stuck in 2nd??????????????????????????????
LOL - no actually I was in London and was on Bedford Street but no signs of the other party. Having said that I do not wish to re-commence the petty discussion after PhilT removed the smilies thread at my request going back to Wednesday :thumbs:
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Post by chunky79 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:51 pm

You asked for it to be removed? Ha.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

Japseroony
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Re: Post Count

Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:56 pm

Here is my PM to PhilT on Wednesday prior to my replying to bambers in the same vein he was using - just a shame PhilT did not do anything about it till today;

Sent: Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:00 pm
From: Japseroony
To: PhilT

Hi Phil,

Before something gets out of hand can you please clean up a thread I started re new smilies and have a word with bam_bam before I do.

I know I am new to the site but not new to other sites and I know its an open forum but there are limits and whoever bam-bam is they are going too far.

Many thanks,

So say what you want, do whatever you want, inform whoever you want call me pussy etc etc I aint bothered :thumbs:
Last edited by Japseroony on Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Post by chunky79 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:58 pm

No kisses at the end??
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

Japseroony
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Re: Post Count

Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:59 pm

chunky79 wrote:No kisses at the end??
Only for you my dearest XxX
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Re: Post Count

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:40 pm

Japseroony wrote:Here is my PM to PhilT on Wednesday prior to my replying to bambers in the same vein he was using - just a shame PhilT did not do anything about it till today;

Sent: Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:00 pm
From: Japseroony
To: PhilT

Hi Phil,

Before something gets out of hand can you please clean up a thread I started re new smilies and have a word with bam_bam before I do.

I know I am new to the site but not new to other sites and I know its an open forum but there are limits and whoever bam-bam is they are going too far.

Many thanks,

So say what you want, do whatever you want, inform whoever you want call me pussy etc etc I aint bothered :thumbs:
Pussy. I'd bet everything I own, everything I have ever owned and my life that you never left your house/office in the North East. I can prove where I was, No.1 Bedford street, London between 11h30 - 12h00. I even stayed until 13h00 because you said you would get a taxi to where ever I was. Just remember, you wanted to do this, you requested it so how about you stand down from your high horse and have a little humility. You can't even prove you were in London. Think long and hard before even trying to prove it.

You're a pussy and a fraud and you're now tarred and feathered. No one cares about this petty crap, deal with it.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:51 pm

bam_bam wrote:Pussy. I'd bet everything I own, everything I have ever owned and my life that you never left your house/office in the North East. I can prove where I was, No.1 Bedford street, London between 11h30 - 12h00. I even stayed until 13h00 because you said you would get a taxi to where ever I was. Just remember, you wanted to do this, you requested it so how about you stand down from your high horse and have a little humility. You can't even prove you were in London. Think long and hard before even trying to prove it.

You're a pussy and a fraud and you're now tarred and feathered. No one cares about this petty crap, deal with it.
Yet again you make a :knob: of yourself but heyho what do I expect from a person of such low moral standards :thumbs:
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Re: Post Count

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:54 pm

Japseroony wrote:
bam_bam wrote:Pussy. I'd bet everything I own, everything I have ever owned and my life that you never left your house/office in the North East. I can prove where I was, No.1 Bedford street, London between 11h30 - 12h00. I even stayed until 13h00 because you said you would get a taxi to where ever I was. Just remember, you wanted to do this, you requested it so how about you stand down from your high horse and have a little humility. You can't even prove you were in London. Think long and hard before even trying to prove it.

You're a pussy and a fraud and you're now tarred and feathered. No one cares about this petty crap, deal with it.
Yet again you make a :knob: of yourself but heyho what do I expect from a person of such low moral standards :thumbs:
I'll take that as compliance and your way of dealing with it. You've been called out, measured and left wanting. Slink away now.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: Post Count

Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:59 pm

bam_bam wrote:I'll take that as compliance and your way of dealing with it. You've been called out, measured and left wanting. Slink away now.
Take it anyway you want to :knob: I aint really bothered and yet again you make a fool of yourself in the Public Eye - was a real shame we missed each other yesterday :thumbs:

Now go play with the other children like a good little boy :bigwave:
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Re: Post Count

Post by 535dboy » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:05 pm

Unfortunately nothing will ever happen to Bam because he is having a sexual relationship with PhilT

Basically he will always get away with it and it ruins this forum.
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Re: Post Count

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:07 pm

Japseroony wrote:
bam_bam wrote:I'll take that as compliance and your way of dealing with it. You've been called out, measured and left wanting. Slink away now.
Take it anyway you want to :knob: I aint really bothered and yet again you make a fool of yourself in the Public Eye - was a real shame we missed each other yesterday :thumbs:

Now go play with the other children like a good little boy :bigwave:
Yep. Thought so, didn't even get on a plane, step foot in a London airport or had any intention to do so.

A fraud, and;
a pussy, through and through.

/unsubscribed.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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Re: Post Count

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:08 pm

535dboy wrote:Unfortunately nothing will ever happen to Bam because he is having a sexual relationship with PhilT

Basically he will always get away with it and it ruins this forum.
I think you've missed the point of an open/public forum... everything you say is safe anyways, why would it bother you?
Just add me to your foe list and BAM, no bam.
No matter where you go, there you are.

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