Bonkers

[bam_bam]

Problem is, you cannot just tip up and order a GT3.

This, unless you have an intimate sexual relationship with the dealer & you're best pals with the raft of 'Celebrity' youtubers, you've more chance of winning thew Euromillions. That or you have a specific garage/history of Porsche purchases which include a few somewhat left field models.

If the example above was actually achievable, i'd hazard a guess Phil would need to rename this forum RS246&GT3.com as we'd all have one.

Yep. We'd all be mono testicle GT3 drivers. The most common thread on RS246&GT3.com wouldn't be "which tyres do I get?", it would be "which testicle should I give up?"

My right one would be going, I don't know why but I've always felt more connected to the left, it always has feeling, it's smaller too, my testicles are huge so I could do with the extra space.

[marc1]

Definitely not calling rule 1 on that!

[Bladerider]

I miss the days when my OPC actually wanted to sell me a GT3 lol

Although they made such a hash of it the first time round I told them to do one and got one elsewhere, even though they had a Zanzibar one which was my favourite of the Mk1 colours.

Pork is rediculous these days, slow old bits of <beep> that all the luvvies gnosh each other off over, Id have one as a track toy but theres plenty of other stuff that would get my 150k before a 400bhp beetle.

[jaysrs4]

I'll admit it's certainly a deal out of reach from most. However as the saying goes, 'It's not what you know...'

I happen to know of a very exclusive deal on a GT2 pre-order too.

Said friend is so far up the arse of the dealer, they practically close the place when he walks in.

The 991.2 drives even better than the phase one. It's no <beep> box beetle and anyone that's driven one the way they're supposed to be driven knows that there isn't much out there that drives like it.

Don't get me wrong, I don't preach to the Stuttgart bum hole, but it's one of the most involving cars I've ever driven. And your money is pretty safe in any decent 911 these days.

[House89]

My right one would be going, I don't know why but I've always felt more connected to the left, it always has feeling, it's smaller too, my testicles are huge so I could do with the extra space.

Are testicles worth less if they don't work?? Mine are huge also but does their not working reduce value? Would I have to give up both to compensate? If that's the case, do I give the penis in the deal too, to make it like a job lot?

I'd become a woman to get hold of a GT3RS


Houses' other project!

[bam_bam]

Nah, if you became a girl you'd end up driving a BMW.

[House89]

Nah, if you became a girl you'd end up driving a BMW.

A point well made, as always!!


Houses' other project!

[marc1]

My right one would be going, I don't know why but I've always felt more connected to the left, it always has feeling, it's smaller too, my testicles are huge so I could do with the extra space.

Are testicles worth less if they don't work?? Mine are huge also but does their not working reduce value? Would I have to give up both to compensate? If that's the case, do I give the penis in the deal too, to make it like a job lot?

I'd become a woman to get hold of a GT3RS


Houses' other project!

Who's going to know it doesn't / they don't work? Once they're cut off that's it!

[dougle_turbo]

So the PCP market on super cars is a very interesting scenario - I give you said offer:

Pre-order 991 GT3, cash price £120,723

APR 5.8%

£27,000 down

18 monthly rentals of £493 PM, with a 90k balloon.

You do the math on what an 18 month old GT3 is worth.


I'm off round Europe in it on the 22nd with a mate

Jay, what's the name of the company offering this offer?

[doodlebug]

So the PCP market on super cars is a very interesting scenario - I give you said offer:

Pre-order 991 GT3, cash price £120,723

APR 5.8%

£27,000 down

18 monthly rentals of £493 PM, with a 90k balloon.

You do the math on what an 18 month old GT3 is worth.


I'm off round Europe in it on the 22nd with a mate

Jay, what's the name of the company offering this offer?

Porsche!!

But if you haven't already got a confirmed order you've absolutely zero chance.

[dougle_turbo]

So the PCP market on super cars is a very interesting scenario - I give you said offer:

Pre-order 991 GT3, cash price £120,723

APR 5.8%

£27,000 down

18 monthly rentals of £493 PM, with a 90k balloon.

You do the math on what an 18 month old GT3 is worth.


I'm off round Europe in it on the 22nd with a mate

Jay, what's the name of the company offering this offer?

Porsche!!

But if you haven't already got a confirmed order you've absolutely zero chance.

I realise that's the case on a GT3 etc, but wondered if similar deals could be had on a GTS or similar.

[doodlebug]

Similar rate but not going to be the same residual %, and you'll probably not readily fall over a slot for a GTS either.