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535dboy
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Re: Post Count

Post by 535dboy » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:13 pm

bam_bam wrote:
535dboy wrote:Unfortunately nothing will ever happen to Bam because he is having a sexual relationship with PhilT

Basically he will always get away with it and it ruins this forum.
I think you've missed the point of an open/public forum... everything you say is safe anyways, why would it bother you?
Just add me to your foe list and BAM, no bam.

A forum for cars not nit picking bollocks you post.

You will note I've not posted her for ages so I just avoid the forum as opposed to ignoring you. I'm just that bored today that I thought say "Hi"
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Re: Post Count

Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:14 pm

bambers you really should conduct yourself in a better way - did your folks not teach you any manners :?:

Also, I suggest you have a look again at the site rules and I quote from them here;

"By using this web site or any service provided, you explicitly agree that:
(a) you will not provide any content or conduct yourself in any way that may be construed as: unlawful; illegal; threatening; harmful; abusive; harassing; stalking; tortious; defamatory; libellous; vulgar; obscene; offensive; objectionable; pornographic; designed to interfere with or disrupt the operation of this web site or any service provided; infected with a virus or other destructive or deleterious programming routine; giving rise to civil or criminal liability; or in violation of an applicable local, national or international law;"

Yet again you come onto the thread I have started and become abusive, offensive and vulgar to name but 3 in the above :!:

Now kindly cease this action and go play with others nicely :thumbs:
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Re: Post Count

Post by chunky79 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:22 pm

Japseye - you did the same as bam.

535d, this is a car forum but it also has off topic, general topic , 18 overs and so on.......... Don't like stuff, don't read it/ comment on it. I agree that some stuff goes over the top but it's not just one person that does it. Easy to block users posts if you don't like them.
Surprises me the age of some folks on here and how they act, but thats their choice.
As for MrT and bam, there is a video somewhere of them but i'd advise not to watch it!
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Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:25 pm

chunky79 wrote:Japseye - you did the same as bam.
Only after I asked for clarification on behaviour from PhilT and failed to get a response, thereafter it all commenced :thumbs:
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Post by bam_bam » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:25 pm

Japseroony wrote:bambers you really should conduct yourself in a better way - did your folks not teach you any manners :?:

Also, I suggest you have a look again at the site rules and I quote from them here;

"By using this web site or any service provided, you explicitly agree that:
(a) you will not provide any content or conduct yourself in any way that may be construed as: unlawful; illegal; threatening; harmful; abusive; harassing; stalking; tortious; defamatory; libellous; vulgar; obscene; offensive; objectionable; pornographic; designed to interfere with or disrupt the operation of this web site or any service provided; infected with a virus or other destructive or deleterious programming routine; giving rise to civil or criminal liability; or in violation of an applicable local, national or international law;"

Yet again you come onto the thread I have started and become abusive, offensive and vulgar to name but 3 in the above :!:

Now kindly cease this action and go play with others nicely :thumbs:
Your view is subjective and you can sprout that all you want. In fact, I'm surprised you could find that text given your atrocious sense of direction.

Besides, this is just a helpful post to get your post count up, that's what this thread is about right, am I not on topic? Oh and I also came onto 'your' thread to reply to something you stated about me, a lie, making you a fraud. Did you think I was going to let that slide, well, I would've, if you hadn't have posted anything... more egg on your face, woe is you.
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Re: Post Count

Post by 535dboy » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:26 pm

chunky79 wrote:Japseye - you did the same as bam.

535d, this is a car forum but it also has off topic, general topic , 18 overs and so on.......... Don't like stuff, don't read it/ comment on it. I agree that some stuff goes over the top but it's not just one person that does it. Easy to block users posts if you don't like them.
Surprises me the age of some folks on here and how they act, but thats their choice.
As for MrT and bam, there is a video somewhere of them but i'd advise not to watch it!
:thumbs:
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Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:31 pm

bambers, what lie did I say :?:

I did not retort to replying to you until after I asked PhilT for clarification on Wednesday as posted above - when he did not reply and you would not cease being abusive I simply replied in kind :!:

You say I was not in London when I was and I thought you would know where I was when I named the person I was meeting and where but no, you aint that intelligent :thumbs:

Thanks for getting my post count up and as previously requested (in the other thread that has now been removed) please keep this banter to either a thread I start or one you start or PM's as its unfair on others :thumbs:
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Re: Post Count

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:39 pm

Japseroony wrote:bambers, what lie did I say :?:

I did not retort to replying to you until after I asked PhilT for clarification on Wednesday as posted above - when he did not reply and you would not cease being abusive I simply replied in kind :!:

You say I was not in London when I was and I thought you would know where I was when I named the person I was meeting and where but no, you aint that intelligent :thumbs:

Thanks for getting my post count up and as previously requested (in the other thread that has now been removed) please keep this banter to either a thread I start or one you start or PM's as its unfair on others :thumbs:
You were never in London until you prove it. I don't care about Wood street, that has zero to do with this. It's up to you to prove you were in London, if it is indeed that important to you, until then, you're a liar because you were too afraid to go through with something that you requested in the first instance.

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Re: Post Count

Post by Japseroony » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:43 pm

bambers, You. Are. Wrong.
"UNDERSTEER" ----is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" ------is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" ----is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" -----------is how far you take the fence with you.

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Re: Post Count

Post by bam_bam » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:51 pm

Japseroony wrote:bambers, You. Are. Wrong.
Beautiful, thank you so much for that answer!

Short bonus round…
So how did you get to London and how were you posting on the forum while you were in London?
You say that you were on Bedford St, did Bedford Street have any road works yesterday? Were there any disruptions to traffic, foot traffic or otherwise?

I'm pretty sure you won't answer that but it doesn't matter anyway.
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Re: Post Count

Post by SuprSi » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:56 pm

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Post by neilparf » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:06 pm

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Gone but never forgotten:
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Re: Post Count

Post by Mr Footlong » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:34 pm

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I say chaps, what the bloody hell did I miss?
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Re: Post Count

Post by PhilT » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:50 pm

Pack it in or stop using this site. We do not ban people because we expect you to act appropriately.

I'm not going to lock this thread, but I will take action if you don't treat this site and my time respectfully.

Thank you for your cooperation,

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Re: Post Count

Post by Surrey Sam » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:53 pm

SuprSi wrote:Image
Brilliant...genuine laugh out loud! :lol:
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