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Lost for words!

Post by brn7y » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:38 pm

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Re: Lost for words!

Post by S4WON » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:55 pm

Ahhhhh! my EYES!!! they're BURRRRRNNNNING!

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Re: Lost for words!

Post by MikeFish » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:37 pm

OMFG!! It looks like a scene from a cartoon where the car might have crashed through a glue factory then crashed into Halfords Shop window!

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Post by jaysrs4 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:45 pm

That's abuse in every sense of the word.
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Re: Lost for words!

Post by bam_bam » Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:57 am

Seen it over on Barryboys.co.uk

Some quotes:
"Nobody could build that with a straight face."

"Exactly. Six months and that is the best they can come up with? I hope they have day jobs to fall back on."

"Well. Not much you can say that be will heard over that thing screaming at you.
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Re: Lost for words!

Post by Nobby » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:04 pm

Biscuit tin on the bonnet it a nice touch.

*Runs off to paint the lettering on my tyres
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Post by bam_bam » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:12 pm

Nobby wrote:*Runs off to paint the lettering on my tyres
That's the only thing I like about the car!
Sonny ran 18s with lettering on the sidewalls, looked ace!
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Post by toyneg » Fri Nov 01, 2013 5:35 pm

"First to see will buy, re designed and topped up! Took 6 months to design and build and you'll never see one like it. "


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Re: Lost for words!

Post by tmg » Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:19 pm

We could all chip in to buy it, and rent a mobile crusher to be at hand to fully "appreciate" the car in front of its creator............

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Post by bam_bam » Fri Nov 01, 2013 7:48 pm

tmg wrote:We could all chip in to buy it, and rent a mobile crusher to be at hand to fully "appreciate" the car in front of its creator............

t.
The problem with that is; we'd have to 'chip in' SOMETHING and I cannot imagine ANYONE thinking it'd be worth ANYTHING. I'd also take massive offence to the seller receiving any money for selling that thing. Nice gesture though...
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Re: Lost for words!

Post by sonny » Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:38 pm

I would like to take that car on the Autobahn and take it to its top speed for a good amount of time and watch all the parts fall off one by one.
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Re: Lost for words!

Post by bam_bam » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:00 pm

sonny wrote:I would like to take that car on the Autobahn and take it to its top speed for a good amount of time and watch all the parts fall off one by one.
Take out some life insurance, I've got a feeling all that tat will explode off the car at 88MPH.
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Re: Lost for words!

Post by MikeFish » Sat Nov 02, 2013 2:00 pm

How fast does a car need to go? 88MPH is enough for the flux capacitor to kick in and take it back to 1955.

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