Bad day

[stevo55]

https://youtu.be/HNpo3OQkEdw


Just got home and apparently im a you tube sensation, so my daughter tells me ! Shame you couldnt hear the newly fitted millteks as didnt have it in dynamic mode

Didnt realise his mate threw a bottle of beer at the rear quarter glass didnt smash as kronenbourg french glass is <beep> compared to the gorillas set of shades ! Shame the bonnets made of chocolate though. Had a look and all the dents are on double skin !

And dont hate lemans 24hr. Or avoid going. Its an amazing weekend and i will be back next year. Its a shame a few dickheads ruin it for the 100k brits who make the pilgrimage each year. Saw 4 rs6 whilst their and they really do create a bit of a stir when your out and about with some real audi love from 99.9% of attendees

Looks like you came across Ze Germans in silly hat/pissed up mode. You also got called 'Vixer' a lot (wanker basically). What a bunch of tools


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[Eddie555]

Does bad sh1t really happen in 3's? Here's no2. Got back to my car after work and some dirty tramp mechanic decides to dump his dirty oil behind my car giving the backend a good oil up.

[chunky79]

They got cameras there Ed? I'd report them to the Environmental group if there's footage.

[Eddie555]

They got cameras there Ed? I'd report them to the Environmental group if there's footage.

Yea they have but by the time I'd got back to the pound it's just the security guard there and he doesn't have access to the CCTV recorder. I've spoke to the owner of the land and someone will get fcuked for this tomorrow.

[chunky79]

Good.

[wildbore]

Yea they have but by the time I'd got back to the pound it's just the security guard there and he doesn't have access to the CCTV recorder. I've spoke to the owner of the land and someone will get fcuked for this tomorrow.

Remember the new rule of RS ownership: Someone messes up your car, you run them over. And anyone else that happens to be standing in front of the car at the time: you run them over, too.

It's the only way these morons learn anything.

[skirs6]

Nice two D heads for the price of one Hope the damage gets sorted without too much expense.
Well finally got my courtesy car at 6pm tonight it was requested at 1pm on Saturday. Audi assistance what a load of <beep>

[Surrey Sam]

That's not great. To be fair Audi assist have sorted me out ok.

Broke down Tuesday evening.
Wednesday, I was away on business and couldn't organise anything.
Thursday morning, call up Audi Assist and ask for a car which was then delivered early afternoon in the form of a Q7, after declining the Q3 alternative.

[Cook]

Yea they have but by the time I'd got back to the pound it's just the security guard there and he doesn't have access to the CCTV recorder. I've spoke to the owner of the land and someone will get fcuked for this tomorrow.

Remember the new rule of RS ownership: Someone messes up your car, you run them over. And anyone else that happens to be standing in front of the car at the time: you run them over, too.

It's the only way these morons learn anything.

[chunky79]

https://youtu.be/HNpo3OQkEdw

Well hitting ppl not very wise idea

Why???? Knob jockey jumps on your car, then another stands infront of you. You just let them all jump on your car?

[Markp]

What a load of tossers, but I don't understand why you drove through the second guy. No excuse for that. I have seen people seriously injured / killed by less impact (as an A&E doctor) and, loss of life aside, you would have been guilty of GBH or manslaughter and facing a custodial sentence. No car is worth that.

[Eddie555]

What a load of tossers, but I don't understand why you drove through the second guy. No excuse for that. I have seen people seriously injured / killed by less impact (as an A&E doctor) and, loss of life aside, you would have been guilty of GBH or manslaughter and facing a custodial sentence. No car is worth that.

TBF Mark I don't think he saw that the other mong was there as the mong on the bonnet was obscuring his vision.

[longman h]

What a load of tossers, but I don't understand why you drove through the second guy. No excuse for that. I have seen people seriously injured / killed by less impact (as an A&E doctor) and, loss of life aside, you would have been guilty of GBH or manslaughter and facing a custodial sentence. No car is worth that.

Pretty sure you didn't read his original statement mate. He said he didn't see the second guy probably because he had some large bonnet ornament blocking his view and was trying to remove him.


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[harrier]

As unfair at it might seem and all very tempting, Mark is right and although the 2nd guy put himself in harms way, if you hit someone because you cant see where you are going, you are likely to be culpable too I would have thought. Keep a cool head. People have gone to prison for 1 punch deaths, but as well as death, serious injury is risked as well. Fortunate outcome in this case and instant karma, but have you had dreadful RTCs to repair? I have and it doesn't always take a lot. A glance in the rear view mirror, then a quick stab on the throttle in reverse might well have been more effective and might have avoided a dented driver's door and punches landed through the window.

[Markp]

As unfair at it might seem and all very tempting, Mark is right and although the 2nd guy put himself in harms way, if you hit someone because you cant see where you are going, you are likely to be culpable too I would have thought. Keep a cool head. People have gone to prison for 1 punch deaths, but as well as death, serious injury is risked as well. Fortunate outcome in this case and instant karma, but have you had dreadful RTCs to repair? I have and it doesn't always take a lot. A glance in the rear view mirror, then a quick stab on the throttle in reverse might well have been more effective and might have avoided a dented driver's door and punches landed through the window.

Exactly, "sorry officer I didn't mean to injure/kill the other guy because I couldn't see round the bloke I was trying to dislodge on my bonnet" is not a good defence. Injuring either party is illegal no matter how stupid they are. You can't plead self defence over a dented bonnet in a manslaughter charge.
Anyway, not being puritanical, just saying I think you are lucky to be posting up here and not in a French nick.