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by Markp » Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:40 am
MikeFish wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2017 11:27 pm
Ha, was it Mark that tried the same gag on the 1st of April last year?
No not me, but puerile minds obviously think alike

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MikeFish
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by MikeFish » Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:38 am
Agreed, it is surpisingly heavy. Mine lives in the garage. It's also a pain to move when you drop the seats.
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Leo-RS
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by Leo-RS » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:53 am
There's a hidden 'fridge' in the car too

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MikeFish
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by MikeFish » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:03 am
Ah yes, glovebox can be cooled by aircon to keep your bits cold. There is a switch in the glovebox to turn it on.
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Eddie555
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by Eddie555 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:12 am
Pen holder !!!!!
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MikeFish
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by MikeFish » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:34 am
Eddie555 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:12 am
Pen holder !!!!!
There is a card holder on the back of the glovebox lid. Is that what you are talking about or is there a different one.
I didn't mention the bottle holders in each door pocket (not cup holders) as pretty obvious but you never know.
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by Eddie555 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:42 am
Yea that one.
I just remembered the sunglasses box in front of the interior light.
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2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
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by Eddie555 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:47 am
If you have the seats quite far back (as I do) in the summer if you point the rear vents in the centre console upwards it keeps your left armpit cool and circulates your "BO" around the whole cabin. Nice!!
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
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SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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by doodlebug » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:51 am
MikeFish wrote:I didn't mention the bottle holders in each door pocket (not cup holders) as pretty obvious but you never know.
Eddie's missus keeps her huge rubber dong in one and the butt plug in the other.
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by Eddie555 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:17 pm
doodlebug wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:51 am
MikeFish wrote:I didn't mention the bottle holders in each door pocket (not cup holders) as pretty obvious but you never know.
Eddie's missus keeps her huge rubber dong in one and the butt plug in the other.
You're right she did!! I guess the scumbags that stole my car and fcuking each other with them now.
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Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
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SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
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MikeFish
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by MikeFish » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:21 pm
Eddie555 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:47 am
If you have the seats quite far back (as I do) in the summer if you point the rear vents in the centre console upwards it keeps your left armpit cool and circulates your "BO" around the whole cabin. Nice!!
Lol, I'll have to remember this one for the summer.
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by MikeFish » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:22 pm
Eddie555 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:17 pm
doodlebug wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:51 am
MikeFish wrote:I didn't mention the bottle holders in each door pocket (not cup holders) as pretty obvious but you never know.
Eddie's missus keeps her huge rubber dong in one and the butt plug in the other.
You're right she did!! I guess the scumbags that stole my car and fcuking each other with them now.
Surely they would have finished by now?
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by Eddie555 » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:51 pm
Mike the butt plug was 12inches in circumference. It took years of stretching Fatso's bum hole to enable her to climax. It'll take those little boy theives years and years to catch up.
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Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
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RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
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by MikeFish » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:53 pm
Ouch. 9inch is my max.
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by doodlebug » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:55 pm
Lol!
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