My new RS6

4.0 V8 40v biturbo TFSI - 553 bhp
4.0 V8 40v biturbo TFSI - 597 bhp (Performance)
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Re: My new RS6

Post by bam_bam » Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:51 pm

My dick is long and hard.
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Re: My new RS6

Post by hlbeckley » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:09 pm

Flipping nice.......

The car, not Bam's comment

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Re: My new RS6

Post by chunky79 » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:25 am

bam_bam wrote:My dick is long and hard.
Liar, hard it may be, but long....... not what I saw.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

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Re: My new RS6

Post by bam_bam » Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:36 am

Ask your mum...
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Re: My new RS6

Post by HYFR » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:02 pm

Love it!
Grown men and the mum jokes keep going.

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Re: My new RS6

Post by chunky79 » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:21 pm

bam_bam wrote:Ask your mum...
Er, she showed me the picture. I thought it was your arm that was next to it, but then realized it was your little finger. Don't worry about, my mom said the stupidly fast premature ejaculation was the biggest issue.

Anyhoo. Can we have some more pics of the car please?
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Re: My new RS6

Post by bam_bam » Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:05 pm

chunky79 wrote:
bam_bam wrote:Ask your mum...
Er, she showed me the picture. I thought it was your arm that was next to it, but then realized it was your little finger. Don't worry about, my mom said the stupidly fast premature ejaculation was the biggest issue.

Anyhoo. Can we have some more pics of the car please?
That wasn't my schlong, that was your mum's <beep>. I convinced her to send pictures into Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies. She was just trying to get your approval...

Back to the C7 before this thread goes beyond the point of full-<beep>.
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Re: My new RS6

Post by Golfather » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:15 pm

bam_bam wrote:full-<beep>
Image

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Re: My new RS6

Post by chunky79 » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:16 pm

Book, most of the pics you post are fully retarded.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Re: My new RS6

Post by bam_bam » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:20 pm

Stop it.

More C7, NEOW!
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Re: My new RS6

Post by doodlebug » Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:26 pm

That Merc looks like it's been kicked in the nuts. Why would you do that?!

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Re: My new RS6

Post by chunky79 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 7:57 am

bam_bam wrote:Stop it.

More C7, NEOW!

bum_bum, the voice of reason.

Agreed though, more pics required!
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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