Again, more compliments. I'll be sure to give it a little wash or at least a wipe on the carpet before we meet again.Eddie555 wrote:MikeFish wrote:To be honest I'm amazed it got this far before going off topic.
Thanks Eddie, you are so sweet.
I'd blow you
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Cheers bud. But I'm sure chunks mum prefers to taste the hoe from the night before.MikeFish wrote:Again, more compliments. I'll be sure to give it a little wash or at least a wipe on the carpet before we meet again.Eddie555 wrote:MikeFish wrote:To be honest I'm amazed it got this far before going off topic.
Thanks Eddie, you are so sweet.
I'd blow you
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Not much ho taste on my <beep>, mainly ho poo.
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Sweetcorn?
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Depends what she had for dinner.
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Chocolate concrete for pudding. Mmmmm
Current ride’s
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
Q7 Floret Silver Black Edition On 22’s (2018)
Renault Clio 172 Cup. (Babe the track pig)
Previous rides
SQ5 Glacier white( 2016 65reg)
RS6 avant C7 Daytona Grey 2015 facelift. The one I waved goodbye to!!
2013: Q7 3.0 tdi s/line plus ibis white (13reg)
2012: S5 cabriolet glacier white (62 reg)
2011: RS4 saloon B7. Avus (57 reg)
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Whoa chaps - is chunks mum that you are referring too an Audi dealer?
Zebede
911 C4s cab - summer is fun
Panamera Turbo - fully loaded - gone
RS6 C7 - Panther Black - dodgy steering
911 GT3 - awesome but ate tyres
RS4 b8 - Black on Black with Black windows
911 Targa 4s 991 - Black with Grey Leather
911 C4s cab - summer is fun

Panamera Turbo - fully loaded - gone
RS6 C7 - Panther Black - dodgy steering
911 GT3 - awesome but ate tyres
RS4 b8 - Black on Black with Black windows
911 Targa 4s 991 - Black with Grey Leather
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There are faaaaaaaaar too many people referencing my mother on this site now. What in sweet mother of lords name is going on?
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
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Why not post a pic then?
Zebede
911 C4s cab - summer is fun
Panamera Turbo - fully loaded - gone
RS6 C7 - Panther Black - dodgy steering
911 GT3 - awesome but ate tyres
RS4 b8 - Black on Black with Black windows
911 Targa 4s 991 - Black with Grey Leather
911 C4s cab - summer is fun

Panamera Turbo - fully loaded - gone
RS6 C7 - Panther Black - dodgy steering
911 GT3 - awesome but ate tyres
RS4 b8 - Black on Black with Black windows
911 Targa 4s 991 - Black with Grey Leather
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Did the engine still run when your steering and other electronics failed?
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Yes was all running, the steering wheel was a full 270 degrees from straight ahead when it reengaged when the police arrived on the m25 and there was a whole number of warnings on the dashboard, I have a video I think somewhere.
Zebede
911 C4s cab - summer is fun
Panamera Turbo - fully loaded - gone
RS6 C7 - Panther Black - dodgy steering
911 GT3 - awesome but ate tyres
RS4 b8 - Black on Black with Black windows
911 Targa 4s 991 - Black with Grey Leather
911 C4s cab - summer is fun

Panamera Turbo - fully loaded - gone
RS6 C7 - Panther Black - dodgy steering
911 GT3 - awesome but ate tyres
RS4 b8 - Black on Black with Black windows
911 Targa 4s 991 - Black with Grey Leather
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I see. My friend's RS3 8V had similar problem but the engine also killed. He took the car to an independent garage and went through the cabling of the car and found there is a safety catch on a main electric cable came loose.


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You think you may have a video? But, on December 7th you said you did have a video but weren't prepared to share it at the time (fair enough).
There has been so much in your accounting of these events that defy credibility, and you unwillingness to answer any questions on the sequence and detail of events, that I can no longer take this thread seriously.
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Surely some closure to this can't be far away?
What are Audi currently doing with the car?
What are Audi currently doing with the car?
Panamera Turbo S e hybrid (again)
RS6 C8 carbon black(merlin)
Panamera Turbo S e hybrid
RS6 C8 launch edition
R8 V10 plus
C7 RS6 PE dynamic pack plus
C7 RS6
Porsche Panamera Turbo
C6 RS6 AVANT
RS4 B7
Golf R32 mk 5
BMW M3 E46
Golf R32 mk 5
Golf GTI mk 5
VW Passat 130d 4 motion
VW bora 150pd
Ford Mondeo Ghia X V6
Ford Focus zetec
Rover 214!!
RS6 C8 carbon black(merlin)
Panamera Turbo S e hybrid
RS6 C8 launch edition
R8 V10 plus
C7 RS6 PE dynamic pack plus
C7 RS6
Porsche Panamera Turbo
C6 RS6 AVANT
RS4 B7
Golf R32 mk 5
BMW M3 E46
Golf R32 mk 5
Golf GTI mk 5
VW Passat 130d 4 motion
VW bora 150pd
Ford Mondeo Ghia X V6
Ford Focus zetec
Rover 214!!
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To just dismiss this is daft. There's clearly something to it. You don't end up in a stand off over a bit of spilt milk.
It's not the only record of this issue, on here alone.
It's not the only record of this issue, on here alone.
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