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Why is "dyslexia" such a difficult word to spell...?

Shut up Clive, you tit.

I heard about a dyslexic girl who went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Jules you frikkin half-wit runt, fur-cough back to the planet of the japes!

How can you be so rude after he defiled you on Friday eve? You should be thanking him!

Your not a man that gets alot!

(shshshs, he gets-off on the attitude)

VARSITY wrote:How can you be so rude after he defiled you on Friday eve? You should be thanking him!Your not a man that gets alot!

Its a male bonding effort .... maybe he's wanting more "ruff" treatment  ....  substituting the "real stuff" ..... 
....... its a bit of an animal u know ...

Well, what a pleasant smattering of replies...

I won't bother posting the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac then, I'm sure you've all heard it before...

PAZ cant speak at the moment, his mouth is full!

How is Quentin or is it Tristan, PAZ?

Paz is a 'sausage-boy' in more ways than one.

CliveH - due to my desire to do well in life, this time of year is bad to me. In order to get where I am, and because of my dyslexia, I sold my soul to Santa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse...

Have heard you squealing Rik, however the mystery is to whether it was,

A. Satan
B. Chris
OR
C. Doug

Answers on a postcard!!

Some good ones there Rik

VARSITY wrote:Have heard you squealing Rik

Number of hours taken to replace my bearing, I'm afraid.

Paz's "coming out" speech ... note how disturbed and uncomfortable we all look .... CliveH is off camera at this point - later on, to our horror, we were to find out that he was actually up in Paz's hotel room "washing up" ...

S4TAN wrote:CliveH is off camera at this point - later on, to our horror, we were to find out that he was actually up in Paz's hotel room "washing up" ...

Separate rooms!! I have the receipts to prove it...!!!