Thought for the day...

[CliveH]

Why is "dyslexia" such a difficult word to spell...?

[S4TAN]

Shut up Clive, you tit.

[Peakz]

I heard about a dyslexic girl who went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Jules you frikkin half-wit runt, fur-cough back to the planet of the japes!

[VARSITY]

How can you be so rude after he defiled you on Friday eve? You should be thanking him!

Your not a man that gets alot!

[Peakz]

(shshshs, he gets-off on the attitude)

[rolskii]

How can you be so rude after he defiled you on Friday eve? You should be thanking him!Your not a man that gets alot!

Its a male bonding effort .... maybe he's wanting more "ruff" treatment  ....  substituting the "real stuff" ..... 
....... its a bit of an animal u know ...

[CliveH]

Well, what a pleasant smattering of replies...

I won't bother posting the one about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac then, I'm sure you've all heard it before...

[VARSITY]

PAZ cant speak at the moment, his mouth is full!

How is Quentin or is it Tristan, PAZ?

[S4TAN]

Paz is a 'sausage-boy' in more ways than one.

[rikrose]

CliveH - due to my desire to do well in life, this time of year is bad to me. In order to get where I am, and because of my dyslexia, I sold my soul to Santa.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse...

[VARSITY]

Have heard you squealing Rik, however the mystery is to whether it was,

A. Satan
B. Chris
OR
C. Doug

Answers on a postcard!!

[CliveH]

Some good ones there Rik

[rikrose]

Have heard you squealing Rik

Number of hours taken to replace my bearing, I'm afraid.

[S4TAN]

Paz's "coming out" speech ... note how disturbed and uncomfortable we all look .... CliveH is off camera at this point - later on, to our horror, we were to find out that he was actually up in Paz's hotel room "washing up" ...

[CliveH]

CliveH is off camera at this point - later on, to our horror, we were to find out that he was actually up in Paz's hotel room "washing up" ...

Separate rooms!! I have the receipts to prove it...!!!