Happy Christmas

[martian]

This board seemed like the appropriate place for this little non-seasonal offering.

A German guy approaches a pros****te and says " I vish to buy s** vit
you"


"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 pounds an hour"


"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"


"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of
your limbs." The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening
the springs to her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is
paying. The s** is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the
energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is
the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes
before she has recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call
that?"

"Ah", says the German, "Four sprung duck technique"

[PhilT]

Classic

[johneroberts]

the olduns are the best
bit like me really:lol:
cheers
jr