B8 RS4 on Fifth Gear..

[neckarsulm]

Trivia - she's married to Top Gear series director and is a mum now and drives around London in a very uncool (or maybe cool for being so uncool) Range Rover V8 from around 1999/2000 (pre trendy one, post classic one)
Seems a genuinely nice person but I am with adsgreen..

Now Penny Mallory, well that's different

[Bacardi Jo]

VBH I"d bend her over and DRIVE her home

[dave c]

VBH I"d bend her over and DRIVE her home

think i'd rather drive her home then bend her over to be honest

[neckarsulm]

think I'd rather indulge in some onanism

[bam_bam]

think I'd rather indulge in some onanism

You do know that "onanism" has two very different meanings within this context?

[F@tBoyF@t]

think I'd rather indulge in some onanism

You do know that "onanism" has two very different meanings within this context?

Explain..........or maybe I'll wish that I never asked....?

[neckarsulm]

Yeah, both at the same time
This smilie is good

[bam_bam]

"Onanism" also means to withdraw for 'arrival' just outside of the 'lady garden' i.e. coitus interuptous... as well as meaning to have a 'Tommy Tank". Yes, this is the new restrained 'me'.

[Timster]

So it's just a flash word for " Soapy t1t w4nk " ?

[bam_bam]

So it's just a flash word for " Soapy t1t w4nk " ?

Swing and a miss. But I can now see why you have a baby on the way, if you understood coitus interruptus, you wouldn't be in this pickle, Tim.

[Timster]

Ha ha, yes Bam. It's schoolboy stuff isn't it. I'm such a numpty.

[bam_bam]

Ha ha, yes Bam. It's schoolboy stuff isn't it. I'm such a numpty.

Take my advice Tim, stay well away from the business end when the Führer is on a big push. Just remember, you cannot unsee something once you have seen it.

[Timster]

Gotcha.

I inadvertently caught a bit of a midwifery program the other evening.
My eyes are like the Malcolm McDowell torture scene in Clockwork Orange.

[sakimano]

I'd eat a sh1t and broken glass burrito just to for 1 in 100 chance to jerk off onto her shadow...

that's one of the funniest things I've EVER read.


as for the girl...non mi piace

[adsgreen]

I'd eat a sh1t and broken glass burrito just to for 1 in 100 chance to jerk off onto her shadow...

Just for you bam