So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by Graeme4130 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:38 pm

You want to remind that wife of yours that there's plenty of ex communist east european hit men out there looking for work, and getting her 'knocked off' would cost only a couple of £k. Miles cheaper than a divorce ! haha

Seriously though, have a look and see what an extra £20k on any mortgage is likely to be, and if you can't mortgage against the property you're looking at, see what the implications are of releasing some equity from your other rental property. You'd be gutted not having a nice car and you'll look like a knob in smart car :)

Saying that, my mrs made sure a big chunk of my toy car fund disappeared in our recent house move, and she's still not happy or probably never will be and the holiday plans seem to be getting more and more extravagant as the days go by
FWIW, I never tell her the value of things, so I'm lucky that she knows shoes and dresses, but has no idea on the costs of cars, bikes and watches
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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by jaysrs4 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:22 pm

I must say Graeme, I (as many i'm sure) roll with the 'down low' when it comes finances for cars, mods etc and the 'better half'.

My 3SDM's magically appeared at one point, the fact that they didn't skint me out and cause issues when I bought them (she still got wined and dined that month!) helps things.

I took her out over Christmas for a meal in it and she quizzed me about my rimmage, but she was surprisingly complimentary!!

Worst thing I did was stealthily Surpercharge a VR6 some 7 years ago just when we were about to get married and I had to make concessions on the engagement ring! I thought I could slip that one by her but wasn't banking on my car sounding like an airplane - feck it went well though!!

What hasn't helped my cause is that I PCP'd a brand new Golf R32 5 years ago and just turned up in it! I told her I'd increased my salary to cover it, she wasn't best pleased!! I still live with the wrath of that even though I've not got finance on anything any more.

Ah it's good to be a bloke!
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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by jasonpaul » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:21 pm

Well you do have to keep wife happy some of the time!!! I am nice like that.
And she had new kitchen just before Christmas

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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by John Johnson » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:25 pm

I offered to buy mine some new tits but she declined the nice gesture
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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by Graeme4130 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:29 pm

John Johnson wrote:I offered to buy mine some new tits but she declined the nice gesture
You know the rules, no pics or it didn't happen :)
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Gone - 11/06 B7 RS4 Avant - black/black (Daily drive & kids taxi)
Gone - 05/13 B8 RS4 Avant - Suzuka grey (Daily drive & kids taxi)
Gone - 01/14 B8 RS5 Coupe - Short term car
Gone - 09/14 B8 RS4 Avant - Misano Red/Ceramics (Daily drive & kids taxi)

Current - 04/18 B9 Rs4 Nardo Grey
ZX10R Race bike - 210bhp and a few skid marks on the seat ;)

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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by amanda1 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:34 pm

Graeme4130 wrote:
John Johnson wrote:I offered to buy mine some new tits but she declined the nice gesture
You know the rules, no pics or it didn't happen :)

That won't happen as mr Johnson is a pervert..............and the filters will ban the piccies! :assflash:
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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by R1RS4 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:42 pm

John Johnson wrote:I offered to buy mine some new tits but she declined the nice gesture
That reminds me of a couple of years back fishing the "Welly" got talking to this young guy and asked him how a guy as young as him could spend so much time fishing the venue? he said his mrs said if you buy me a pair of tits you can fish as much as you like, he thought the 4k for her tits was a great investment as he had the best of both worlds !
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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by Graeme4130 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:58 pm

A guy I used to work with bought his mrs a pair of 'top of the range' tittes for about £10k to stop her moaning
Unfortunately for him, with her new found confidence, she f**ked off and left him and the divorce cost him circa £500k..
Big titties are not always a good thing.... when they're on your own wife ;)
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Gone - 11/06 B7 RS4 Avant - black/black (Daily drive & kids taxi)
Gone - 05/13 B8 RS4 Avant - Suzuka grey (Daily drive & kids taxi)
Gone - 01/14 B8 RS5 Coupe - Short term car
Gone - 09/14 B8 RS4 Avant - Misano Red/Ceramics (Daily drive & kids taxi)

Current - 04/18 B9 Rs4 Nardo Grey
ZX10R Race bike - 210bhp and a few skid marks on the seat ;)

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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by John Johnson » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:04 pm

amanda1 wrote:
Graeme4130 wrote:
John Johnson wrote:I offered to buy mine some new tits but she declined the nice gesture
You know the rules, no pics or it didn't happen :)

That won't happen as mr Johnson is a pervert..............and the filters will ban the piccies! :assflash:
Lol you know me too well Amanda ! You've met the boss too
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B7 avant in Daytona with ceramics and a few other goodies and lowwwww miles :-)
Ur quattro. lago Blue
Ur quattro. Mars red

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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by John Johnson » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:10 pm

Graeme4130 wrote:
John Johnson wrote:I offered to buy mine some new tits but she declined the nice gesture
You know the rules, no pics or it didn't happen :)
Indeed it didn't ... Still got the old version
Here you go
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Current toys in the garage
B7 avant in Daytona with ceramics and a few other goodies and lowwwww miles :-)
Ur quattro. lago Blue
Ur quattro. Mars red

Rs1600i
Transit custom sportvan

http://youtu.be/FWBUl7oT9sA

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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by RIV » Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:17 pm

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Think of the fun you can have with saggy tits

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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by Adamcell » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:23 pm

This popped up on my Facebook before. You have to keep it now :)
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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by Surrey Sam » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:45 pm

Worms eye view :?:


More like the saggy tits eye view :lol:
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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by jaysrs4 » Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:24 am

Adamcell wrote:This popped up on my Facebook before. You have to keep it now :)
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WTF? A worm? Someone at BBH London's been on the white stuff (as usual!!).
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Re: So i'm dropped the dredded 'Ultimatum'...

Post by ArthurPE » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:08 am

Ultimatum?
Not healthy

Look at it this way
What do you have into the car
What will you sell it for
What is the 'loss'
What will the replacement cost
What is the net and how much will it reduce your mortgage over 20 years

If it is paid off I say keep it and drive it until depreciation flattens
Then drive it some more
That's the only way it makes financial sense

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