Sad PAS
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:35 am
Bit of a workout this morning. I was dropping the car off in Essex to get a few little things done. Rolling through deepest darkest Hackney at 6:15AM, rounding a corner, when, all of a sudden the steering grew a mind of its own. The wheel was ripped from hand and the car straightened up for an early morning meeting with a Shop front. Luckily, I'm no mere mortal and my hand strength is ten-fold of Joe Average (in part to my near constant masturbation schedule), so I accessed my wank power and wrestled the car away from the scene of an accident and squashed the brakes to a halt.
I got out and checked the tyres, they were still inflated so I assumed the PAS had given up. I still had 20miles to drive, so I hopped in the back of Darth and rubbed out a quick one for warm up purposes. Now driving a non-PAS car versus a PAS failed car is very, very different and I can now say I've done both and I can report it's dangerous.
Trying to negotiate London at low speed would've been impossible if it weren't early morning with zero traffic. I eventually joined the A12 and braved 50MPH but it was still more than a handful. Any rut or camber would put up a massive fight and I started to regret my 'warm-up' wank. Still, I got use to it and 70MPH was achieved, albeit with very wide eyes. My journey completed without further incident, I handed over the keys and apologised to the poor sods that would have to move it around a workshop.
So, I'm assuming that either something relating to the PAS has died or the PAS fluid is too low. With that in mind, what fluid do our moneypits take and should it be readily available?
If the PAS has died is it a lengthy job?
I got out and checked the tyres, they were still inflated so I assumed the PAS had given up. I still had 20miles to drive, so I hopped in the back of Darth and rubbed out a quick one for warm up purposes. Now driving a non-PAS car versus a PAS failed car is very, very different and I can now say I've done both and I can report it's dangerous.
Trying to negotiate London at low speed would've been impossible if it weren't early morning with zero traffic. I eventually joined the A12 and braved 50MPH but it was still more than a handful. Any rut or camber would put up a massive fight and I started to regret my 'warm-up' wank. Still, I got use to it and 70MPH was achieved, albeit with very wide eyes. My journey completed without further incident, I handed over the keys and apologised to the poor sods that would have to move it around a workshop.
So, I'm assuming that either something relating to the PAS has died or the PAS fluid is too low. With that in mind, what fluid do our moneypits take and should it be readily available?
If the PAS has died is it a lengthy job?