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I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:35 pm
by Eatmydust
Good evening all,

Has anyone either changed there steering wheel or have any info on what is involved? I currently have the awful dustbin lid sized multifunction wheel with the buttons to change gear! I find it hard to believe that that is the best they could come up with for a car that cost £60000+ back in the day. :audibash:

Cheers guys.... :biggrin3:

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:55 pm
by chunky79
*their
Poverty steering wheel. Can't believe anyone would keep it (Shopp). Easy to change, just need the better wheel, different slip ring and a bit of coding (i think) . MrV10 posted what was needed.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:38 am
by bam_bam
If you're an ugly bas-tard like me I'd highly recommend putting a flatbottomed multifunction jobbie on. There's a chance the airbag might not go off (dual stage) but you're ugly and chicks dig brain damage, well, at least I think that's how the saying goes.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:11 am
by bilko1
bam_bam wrote:If you're an ugly bas-tard like me I'd highly recommend putting a flatbottomed multifunction jobbie on. There's a chance the airbag might not go off (dual stage) but you're ugly and chicks dig brain damage, well, at least I think that's how the saying goes.
I'm with bam bam on this one.

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Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:19 am
by Shoppinit
I don't like the clown nose center hub on those. MFSW FTW.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:25 am
by chunky79
New style steering wheels with the huge air bag look wankyish. 3 spoke standard sport is the best!

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:29 am
by bam_bam
chunky79 wrote:New style steering wheels with the huge air bag look wankyish. 3 spoke standard sport is the best!
I used to think this until I started driving both back-to-back.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:01 pm
by chunky79
But you have brain damage and are ugerleeeee.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 12:03 pm
by Shoppinit
Touché.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 1:09 pm
by amanda1
chunky79 wrote:New style steering wheels with the huge air bag look wankyish. 3 spoke standard sport is the best!
+1

For once I agree with you :bigwave:

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:47 pm
by gorwanvfr
This is the steering wheel in my old car.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:14 pm
by bam_bam
chunky79 wrote:But you have brain damage and are ugerleeeee.
Congrats stating the obvious... ADI this year, you drive it, you draw a conclusion, be prepared to fork out, my son.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:23 pm
by drybeer
I'm not sure why anyone needs to do more that A) Steer, and B) change gear in a C5.

So I say get an OEM paddle shift 3 spoke steering wheel, and forget all the gadgets.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:52 pm
by bam_bam
drybeer wrote:I'm not sure why anyone needs to do more that A) Steer, and B) change gear in a C5.

So I say get an OEM paddle shift 3 spoke steering wheel, and forget all the gadgets.
But some of us like to go fast... and around corners. innit.

Re: I hate my steering wheel!!

Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 6:49 am
by chunky79
bam_bam wrote:
chunky79 wrote:But you have brain damage and are ugerleeeee.
Congrats stating the obvious... ADI this year, you drive it, you draw a conclusion, be prepared to fork out, my son.
Read it, raised an eyebrow, nodded head and accepted. How's abooot we put a little bet on who can do the fastest lap in the mental manual???