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Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:43 pm
by mavada
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:50 pm
by Shoppinit
Wow, Lucy has done a great job there. Really done her research to post on the right forum to reach British RS6 owners.
And that text... well, who could resist such an exciting proposition. Hold on, she doesn't say one single thing about what they want the car for. Only what they don't want it for.
If I were her boss, she'd be fired. Of course it's the TV industry... probably her boss is as lazy as she is.
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:13 pm
by bam_bam
...and she's really, really good at smoking his pole.
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:16 pm
by armyair
I've just shown it to a friend of mine who is a BBC cameraman and he concurs that the industry is lazy.
What they will do with it maybe missing as it involves a stunt driver and a good thrashing!
We've just looked up North One production company and it produces 5th Gear!
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:21 pm
by mavada
armyair wrote:I've just shown it to a friend of mine who is a BBC cameraman and he concurs that the industry is lazy.
What they will do with it maybe missing as it involves a stunt driver and a good thrashing!
...what do they want the car for if the stunt driver is trashing Lucy?
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:24 pm
by armyair
mavada wrote:armyair wrote:I've just shown it to a friend of mine who is a BBC cameraman and he concurs that the industry is lazy.
What they will do with it maybe missing as it involves a stunt driver and a good thrashing!
...what do they want the car for if the stunt driver is trashing Lucy?

Maybe they need to use the folding rear seat boot space? Or the bonnet!
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:09 pm
by Mr Footlong
armyair wrote:We've just looked up North One production company and it produces 5th Gear!
I'd still stick one up VBH's butt.
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:47 pm
by amanda1
Mr Footlong wrote:armyair wrote:We've just looked up North One production company and it produces 5th Gear!
I'd still stick one up VBH's butt.
We know you would!!!!

Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:29 pm
by bam_bam
Mr Footlong wrote:armyair wrote:We've just looked up North One production company and it produces 5th Gear!
I'd still stick one up VBH's butt.
I'd love to record the noises coming out of her front-end that happens, except, there's a risk of seeing your ugly head at her rear-end. I'd still risk it.
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:23 pm
by armyair
Sorry to ruin the fantasy but its not VBH on this particular shoot.
Substituting the particular presenter into this scenario would make me vomit I'm afraid.
Not my cup of tea but then it maybe someone's fantasy.

Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:38 pm
by sulli
Shame it's not the better looking saloon they want, I have a quick one already in Cov that I could show them. Although no <beep> stunt driver would be going anywhere near it.
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:40 pm
by bam_bam
Hmmmm, VBH getting cornholed by Mr. Footlong while Mr. Air is vomiting, I reckon I could still stay hard for that scene. Then again, Chunky's mum is the best fluffer in the business.
Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 7:46 pm
by ahoooga
Sulli wrote:Shame it's not the better looking saloon they want, I have a quick one already in Cov that I could show them. Although no <beep> stunt driver would be going anywhere near it.
Although a stunt driver HAS driven it and takes pictures at 40mph

Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:44 am
by Maximo
bam_bam wrote:Hmmmm, VBH getting cornholed by Mr. Footlong while Mr. Air is vomiting, I reckon I could still stay hard for that scene. Then again, Chunky's mum is the best fluffer in the business.
Quality.....

Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:00 pm
by chunky79
Maximo wrote:bam_bam wrote:Hmmmm, VBH getting cornholed by Mr. Footlong while Mr. Air is vomiting, I reckon I could still stay hard for that scene. Then again, Chunky's mum is the best fluffer in the business.
Quality.....

Quality??? I only see at as being rude, very rude. I am the best fluffer!