Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weirdos.

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Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weirdos.

Post by Mr Footlong » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:19 pm

While at MRC yesterday morning, I came across this absolute peach:
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Note the word that somebody tried to rub out :biggrin3:
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/waits for some angry RS4 owner to come on here. Splendid example what, chaps?
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Post by Shoppinit » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:23 pm

That's poo. Einstein sums it up nicely:

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
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Post by Shoppinit » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:33 pm

What's that yellow thing?
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Post by MikeFish » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:03 pm

Shoppinit wrote:What's that yellow thing?
I assume you are not talking about the Yellow Audi but the car next to it. Looks like an Ultima GTR to me.

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Post by Mr Footlong » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:03 pm

Yep, that one has a C5 RS6 engine in if memory serves.
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23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

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"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
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Post by MikeFish » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:15 pm

Mr Footlong wrote:Yep, that one has a C5 RS6 engine in if memory serves.
That'll explain why it's at MRC then.

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Post by Nobby » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:28 pm

Its been there a while hasn't it. It was definately there last year.
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Post by bam_bam » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:28 pm

Yeah been there a long time. The B7 is gopping. Let him come on here to have a whinge, he'll get nothing but cold hard and dry honest opinion about when he's destroyed a perfectly good looking car. <beep>.
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Post by Silverfox42 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:32 pm

I would laugh it has a TTS supercharger / 600HP / 600 TORQUES under the hood.
Or colourblindness and a spray Shop with a sense of humour were involved.
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Post by Mr Footlong » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:35 pm

I just hope to god it doesn't belong to one of the guys there or I will have to be careful who works on mine if they see this lol. Should have thought before I posted, oh, wait, I never do that.
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23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
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Post by bam_bam » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:54 pm

Putting a changer on it doesn't give anyone an excuse to do that to it. Besides, he wouldn't need a charger, 600HP or 600 torque(s) to beat anything out on the road. Anyone racing him/her would have to put over for fear of crashing due to hysterical laughter. He's now a tasteless c-unit with a TTS'd B7 but he's still a c-unit. See how that works?
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Post by Noyjatat » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:00 pm

That is the best RS4 donor car I have ever seen!

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Post by ahoooga » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:51 pm

Oooh ! Red rings ! ...painful

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Post by bam_bam » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:33 pm

Hang on, Footers. The driver's window is wound down, was the geezer on-site? That could've been dangerous, I'd have asked everyone milling around who owned the abomination in the car park. Come to think of it, given my demeanour, I'm probably not the best person to have hanging around MRC. Prolly best I'm driven straight to the train station whenever I drop my car off *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink*
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Post by brn7y » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:11 pm

We're not all weird, just that particular owner has had taste bypass surgery!
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