Chilled out cruisin’ on empty road (3 songs): Katy Lied - Steely Dan, Cowboys and Angels - George Michael, This is not America - David Bowie.
What you sing out loud to and air drum to when no one can see you but would otherwise never admit to liking (3 songs): Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel, Hungry Heart - Bruce Springsteen, Janie's Got a gun - Aerosmith.
Hoonin’ toons – they make you wanna go warp speed (3 songs): One - Metallica, Toxicity - System of a down, vengeance - Yngwie Malmsteen.
Totally not your style, but can’t help loving it (1 song): Baby hit me one more time - Britney (oh the shame).
Like Bam said - this will all change if you ask me again
What *are* you like?
Re: What *are* you like?
Right Cu*tbam_bam wrote:Backcrust, I'm deeply offended, please, in future, refer to me as "The Aussie c*nt".bakustax wrote:You think?...I came on here a while back and was made most unwelcome and ridiculed after a post about having a "toke" and getting a bit of paranoia about the gear box...for me... and I've said it before the forum has become a 5 member club..."The Aussie pri*k", "Mr Footlong?”, The I've got a rich daddy "trolley dolly", Chunky the sycophant and… a decent sort "Shop"...yes the Doc , Mavada and JC will post occasionally but you boys are reaping what you have sown...the Aussie has fu*ked the forum with his up himself pish...a real pity...but you boys seem to like it like that so don't be surprised if the posts are all between yourselves…chunky79 wrote:Come on guys. There are more than 5 on this forum.
Also, you were lambasted for driving stoned/wasted, you fucken <beep>. Even your top mate Shop broke out the popcorn. I don't give a rats ar*se about your opinion but you've only named several people that post on this forum section, there are many, many others that contribute a considerable amount content and assistance. What have you done?
Even after all of your twatish posts, I still withhold judgement because I haven't met you and you could be very different IRL, even though you've not spared me the same consideration. So I suggest that you do as DavePerc has done and add all of the people you don't like to your foes list, so next time you're drunk, you'll go beat your wife/dog instead of getting angry at the forum and posting inconsiderate crap.
Now, dickhead, list all of your songs like everyone else or get fukked.
Driving after a J was proven to be no more dangerous than driving straight by Quentin Wilson on 5th Gear years ago...so I will not apologise for that.
Chilled
1. EON- Supergrass
2. I’ve never been high (maybe a little Ironic)- Sparks
3. Lay Low- Spector
Not Chilled.
1. Overkill (Long Version)- Motorhead
2. Mate Spawn and Die- Lard
3. Du Hast- Rammstein
Ps Do you guys really think telling every new poster to Fu*k off on their first post is a great way to increase membership?
Re: What *are* you like?
If your going to join in with the fun at least do the 4 sections properly Baku.
Think you need another sly one to chill out and enjoy life a bit more mate. As for the FON or sometimes FO, bit of a laugh. Most newbies actually ask for it to get in the spirit, then you get the tools who come on asking this that and the other that was answered 2 posts below so they deserve the FO.
As for your comment on 5th gear, sh1t me, i would love to see you pulled over by a cop and try and get out of it using that one
Now, what songs make you sing out loud like an ass? (you can do it, let your hair down, lift the edges of your mouth)
Think you need another sly one to chill out and enjoy life a bit more mate. As for the FON or sometimes FO, bit of a laugh. Most newbies actually ask for it to get in the spirit, then you get the tools who come on asking this that and the other that was answered 2 posts below so they deserve the FO.
As for your comment on 5th gear, sh1t me, i would love to see you pulled over by a cop and try and get out of it using that one
Now, what songs make you sing out loud like an ass? (you can do it, let your hair down, lift the edges of your mouth)
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.
Now - Empty garage
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!
Re: What *are* you like?
So your justification for driving stoned is based on 'proven' information presented on a TV show. The logic in that is truly dizzying; I've watched 4 episodes of "House", therefore I can diagnose Lupus disease in under 10secs.bakustax wrote: Right Cu*t
Driving after a J was proven to be no more dangerous than driving straight by Quentin Wilson on 5th Gear years ago...so I will not apologise for that.
Chilled
1. EON- Supergrass
2. I’ve never been high (maybe a little Ironic)- Sparks
3. Lay Low- Spector
Not Chilled.
1. Overkill (Long Version)- Motorhead
2. Mate Spawn and Die- Lard
3. Du Hast- Rammstein
Ps Do you guys really think telling every new poster to Fu*k off on their first post is a great way to increase membership?
p.s. have you even read rule 2?
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: What *are* you like?
^^It's never Lupus.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
Re: What *are* you like?
I know, I've seen the T-shirts, it was to highlight the daftness of 'learning' anything from TV.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Re: What *are* you like?
Except Mythbusters.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
Re: What *are* you like?
Shoppinit wrote:Except Mythbusters.
the likelihood of someone diagnosing lupus in 10 sec is like a rs6 owner claiming they are still on the drc the car was initially manufactured with...
now house may have some "tekkers" but come on.
She may be big and heavy but its whats on the inside that counts.....
Re: What *are* you like?
I bet there are times when you've made a snap diagnosis on a nasty condition and been right, even if you kept it to yourself.
Even Audi accidentally get it right sometimes...
/Edit: that's not to compare you to Audi. If Audi were the NHS then the UK would be seriously underpopulated.
Even Audi accidentally get it right sometimes...
/Edit: that's not to compare you to Audi. If Audi were the NHS then the UK would be seriously underpopulated.
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
Re: What *are* you like?
There is some correlation.
Proper docs = Assume the worst
Audi = Tell customer to assume the position
Proper docs = Assume the worst
Audi = Tell customer to assume the position
Daytona RS6 Avant
Rule #36 - At least one gear shall be dropped for every tunnel travelled
** NOW AVAILABLE ** C5 RS6 Cambelt Tool kit rental (also fits other models 3.7/4.2 V8 engines)
Rule #36 - At least one gear shall be dropped for every tunnel travelled
** NOW AVAILABLE ** C5 RS6 Cambelt Tool kit rental (also fits other models 3.7/4.2 V8 engines)
Re: What *are* you like?
At least you've got a few seconds to psychologically prepare yourself when you see the doc putting the rubber glove on...
Daytona RS6 C5 Avant. Viper'd, Billies, Waggers, MTM box brain, C6 stoppers, xcarlink, R8 coolant cap (woohoo)
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
///M3 E46 | XC90 (V8, natch) | Passat GTE | RR Classic V8 flapper
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair."
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Mr Footlong
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Re: What *are* you like?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Please, no more, I popped my 2 bad discs last night and can barely move, let alone laugh really hard at you! You scare me if you genuinely think that. I have deliberately tried both drink driving and joint driving abroad (home) ONCE each years ago, where there were no laws/enforced laws about it and I would never do it again.bakustax wrote:Driving after a J was proven to be no more dangerous than driving straight by Quentin Wilson on 5th Gear years ago...so I will not apologise for that.
I barely made it out of the car park without hitting someone coming in when drunk and was all over the shop on the 5 min drive late night drive back to a family home. There were all of about 2 other cars, some cows and a goat on the roads so don't fret, it was an experiment plain & simple.
While I felt more in control after the joint, I was still in no fit state to be driving, hated it and anyone that tells themselves that they are fine to drive on it is a FOOL, to put it mildly.
I barely drink and I have a joint once normally whenever I am back home, so about once every year or two and it reminds me that I hate the loss of control that it gives me.
As for the FON, I mildly feel the same way and tend not to say it to newbies but when they can't be bothered to use basic grammar/courtesies in their initial posts, it winds me up royally. Manners cost nothing, grammar costs nothing.
Current:
23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung
Gone:
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung
Gone:
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
Re: What *are* you like?
Just Amar to go now and that's the full set...maybe I should go and read the rules?...Who wrote them out of interest?Mr Footlong wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Please, no more, I popped my 2 bad discs last night and can barely move, let alone laugh really hard at you! You scare me if you genuinely think that. I have deliberately tried both drink driving and joint driving abroad (home) ONCE each years ago, where there were no laws/enforced laws about it and I would never do it again.bakustax wrote:Driving after a J was proven to be no more dangerous than driving straight by Quentin Wilson on 5th Gear years ago...so I will not apologise for that.
I barely made it out of the car park without hitting someone coming in when drunk and was all over the shop on the 5 min drive late night drive back to a family home. There were all of about 2 other cars, some cows and a goat on the roads so don't fret, it was an experiment plain & simple.
While I felt more in control after the joint, I was still in no fit state to be driving, hated it and anyone that tells themselves that they are fine to drive on it is a FOOL, to put it mildly.
I barely drink and I have a joint once normally whenever I am back home, so about once every year or two and it reminds me that I hate the loss of control that it gives me.
As for the FON, I mildly feel the same way and tend not to say it to newbies but when they can't be bothered to use basic grammar/courtesies in their initial posts, it winds me up royally. Manners cost nothing, grammar costs nothing.
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Mr Footlong
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Re: What *are* you like?
Wow, that is the best comeback you have? Hungover again? Be proud.
Current:
23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung
Gone:
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung
Gone:
"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.
Re: What *are* you like?
Hungover?...It's 1 in the afternoon here...so who wrote "the rules"Mr Footlong wrote:Wow, that is the best comeback you have? Hungover again? Be proud.
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