I wouldn't know, never been on a gay porn set.chunky79 wrote:Maximo wrote:Quality.....bam_bam wrote:Hmmmm, VBH getting cornholed by Mr. Footlong while Mr. Air is vomiting, I reckon I could still stay hard for that scene. Then again, Chunky's mum is the best fluffer in the business.
Quality??? I only see at as being rude, very rude. I am the best fluffer!
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Good lord, walked in to that one Chunkers.
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You know he's a liar don't you!
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...said the donkey-hung porn star about Chunky's smooth-talking agent - "I am that big and you will pass out from a blocked windpipe".You know he's a liar don't you!
Work-experience Chunky need not have feared the porn star, for not long after word spread of Chunky's arrival, a large man with very unkind eyes and a penis that resembled a soccer ball perched on top of a stormwater pipe, found Chunky, placed his powerfully hairy arm around him and lead him into a back room that stank of despair, broken dreams and prolapsed assholes.
Tell me I'm lying.
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Thought you hadn't been on a gay porn set?!?!?!
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I haven't, a big guy down the pub told me all about you, you're famous!
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A 'big' guy you say? 
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Yes. He was large of stature. I didn't to see any more of his person, nor did I want to. I'm not the porn star whisperer so I chose to listen, not talk. I'm glad I did too, he said by the time he'd finished with you, your "nightclub stamp" looked more like an open-cut mine. It was horrific, all he could do was yell out "medic! MEDIC!!". The porn set occupational health and safety officer said he'd never seen anything like it and was forced to cordon off your rear entrance for fear of someone falling to their deaths.
There was even talk of a mainstream movie director wanting to use your ring for an up and coming stockcar racing movie but apparently the walls weren't banked enough.
Wow, how'd we get here?
There was even talk of a mainstream movie director wanting to use your ring for an up and coming stockcar racing movie but apparently the walls weren't banked enough.
Wow, how'd we get here?
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Was this at that 'special' pub? The blue oyster club pub?
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No. It was a whisky pub, the man needed a strong drink after what he saw.
This is a special kind of devotion you have, Chunk.
This is a special kind of devotion you have, Chunk.
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I have an elastic sphincter, I'm very lucky.bam_bam wrote:No. It was a Risky pub, the man needed a strong drink after what he saw.This is a special kind of devotion you have, Chunk.
Did this guy who you were talking to have a tash, leather hat and open backed pants on?
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I don't think he's referring to your mum, if that's what you mean.
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Re: Audi C5 RS6 Avant needed for TV feature
This is what I'm trying to work out.
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No. But your mum was buying all of his drinks.
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How come you were in a whiskey bar? Didn't think they sold woo woo's in there?
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