Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weirdos.

[armyair]

Hang on, Footers. The driver's window is wound down, was the geezer on-site? That could've been dangerous, I'd have asked everyone milling around who owned the abomination in the car park. Come to think of it, given my demeanour, I'm probably not the best person to have hanging around MRC. Prolly best I'm driven straight to the train station whenever I drop my car off *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink*

Depends when your there as I may give you a lift although my squaddie humour might require you to point out the special features on the car to the owner.

I'm loving the wind deflectors on the open window. They just finish the look for me. The detailing just reminds me of the luminous paint on Only fools and horses

"You plonker Rodney"

[bam_bam]

*you're
*, Rodney

I'll be there on the 3rd, why, which direction are you going?

[MikeFish]

I saw this thread earlier on my iPad but I've only just realised how bad it is seeing it on a proper screen. 'OMFG sh*t' is about right

[Mr Footlong]

I hope you aren't queue jumping the guys going to town on our S3 beatch . Nobody else was there when I was there yesterday morning.

[armyair]

I often pass Banbury on the way to Reading/Wokingham area but I'm without wheels that week as the beast is getting the wheels refurbed.

[Shoppinit]

I'm sure bam'll tolerate slumming it in a chopper.

[coffey555]

Jesus wept! Why..... why God why?????????

To be fair he has done the job of ruining what would otherwise have been a great looking car really well. Painting the wheels, interior trim and mirrors would have taken a fair bit of effort and money.

Just a shame he used a Megane R26.R as inspiration.

[Rick_RS4]

did anyone see the RS4 at AITP with the indicator part of the headlight sprayed in tinting spray? that was aweful, not even masled off just pointed and pressed

[adsgreen]

But he is the only one of us that could leave his keys in the car with th engine running and still expect it to be there when he returns

[stu]

What gearstick is that?

[chunky79]

which direction are you going?

You mean in a ghey kinda way?

[bam_bam]

which direction are you going?

You mean in a ghey kinda way?

No. I mean in the same way that someone will offer a lift in the direction of travel that I live/work.

Please note: this offer of onward travel is accepted without requirement for sexual favours, unless a rape accidentally occurs but even then I wouldn't be too rough. It'd be a considerate rape, possibly without too much creepy eye contact, a firm but prolonged 'easing in' period and just enough strangulation to ensure the right amount of victim dizziness and 'contraction'.

Wow, I actually wrote that! To be fair, I just spent 2hrs trying to kill 25mins in Gillingham. Never have I seen so many overweight, orange, neck tattoo'd people in all my life. Queue Gillingham RS246er's wanting to kill me.

[MB2]

To be fair he has done the job of ruining what would otherwise have been a great looking car really well. Painting the wheels, interior trim and mirrors would have taken a fair bit of effort and money.

Agreed a lot of work has gone into something really quite strange - did you notice the extra RS4 badges on the door cards clearly the umpteen badges Audi put on the car weren't sufficient ?

[Noyjatat]

Saw this today so it's not just Audi's.

[Shoppinit]