Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weirdos.

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Post by armyair » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:20 pm

bam_bam wrote:Hang on, Footers. The driver's window is wound down, was the geezer on-site? That could've been dangerous, I'd have asked everyone milling around who owned the abomination in the car park. Come to think of it, given my demeanour, I'm probably not the best person to have hanging around MRC. Prolly best I'm driven straight to the train station whenever I drop my car off *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink*
Depends when your there as I may give you a lift although my squaddie humour might require you to point out the special features on the car to the owner.

I'm loving the wind deflectors on the open window. They just finish the look for me. The detailing just reminds me of the luminous paint on Only fools and horses :lol:

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Post by bam_bam » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:38 pm

*you're
*, Rodney

I'll be there on the 3rd, why, which direction are you going?
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Post by MikeFish » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:41 pm

I saw this thread earlier on my iPad but I've only just realised how bad it is seeing it on a proper screen. 'OMFG sh*t' is about right

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Post by Mr Footlong » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:44 pm

I hope you aren't queue jumping the guys going to town on our S3 beatch :P. Nobody else was there when I was there yesterday morning.
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Post by armyair » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:53 pm

I often pass Banbury on the way to Reading/Wokingham area but I'm without wheels that week as the beast is getting the wheels refurbed.
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Post by Shoppinit » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:25 pm

I'm sure bam'll tolerate slumming it in a chopper.
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Post by coffey555 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:34 pm

Jesus wept! Why..... why God why?????????

To be fair he has done the job of ruining what would otherwise have been a great looking car really well. Painting the wheels, interior trim and mirrors would have taken a fair bit of effort and money.

Just a shame he used a Megane R26.R as inspiration.

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Post by Rick_RS4 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:00 pm

did anyone see the RS4 at AITP with the indicator part of the headlight sprayed in tinting spray? that was aweful, not even masled off just pointed and pressed

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Post by adsgreen » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:01 pm

But he is the only one of us that could leave his keys in the car with th engine running and still expect it to be there when he returns

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Post by stu » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:58 pm

What gearstick is that?

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Post by chunky79 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:51 am

bam_bam wrote: which direction are you going?
You mean in a ghey kinda way?
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Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir

Post by bam_bam » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:36 am

chunky79 wrote:
bam_bam wrote: which direction are you going?
You mean in a ghey kinda way?
No. I mean in the same way that someone will offer a lift in the direction of travel that I live/work.

Please note: this offer of onward travel is accepted without requirement for sexual favours, unless a rape accidentally occurs but even then I wouldn't be too rough. It'd be a considerate rape, possibly without too much creepy eye contact, a firm but prolonged 'easing in' period and just enough strangulation to ensure the right amount of victim dizziness and 'contraction'.

Wow, I actually wrote that! To be fair, I just spent 2hrs trying to kill 25mins in Gillingham. Never have I seen so many overweight, orange, neck tattoo'd people in all my life. Queue Gillingham RS246er's wanting to kill me.
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Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir

Post by MB2 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:54 am

coffey555 wrote: To be fair he has done the job of ruining what would otherwise have been a great looking car really well. Painting the wheels, interior trim and mirrors would have taken a fair bit of effort and money.
Agreed a lot of work has gone into something really quite strange - did you notice the extra RS4 badges on the door cards clearly the umpteen badges Audi put on the car weren't sufficient ?

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Post by Noyjatat » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:48 pm

Saw this today so it's not just Audi's.
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Re: Should be in the RS4 section but I don't know those weir

Post by Shoppinit » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:50 pm

:shock:
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