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Is Bradford a tough place to buy decent cars; I hear there are a lot of badmanz around?

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bam_bam wrote:FON.

Is Bradford a tough place to buy decent cars; I hear there are a lot of badmanz around?

Are you feeling ok? That was actually quite subtle. Hangover?

Hedgehog Dodger wrote:

bam_bam wrote:FON.

Is Bradford a tough place to buy decent cars; I hear there are a lot of badmanz around?

Are you feeling ok? That was actually quite subtle. Hangover?

Nup, it must be the first NY day I've not been hungover, it's a foreign if somewhat refreshing feeling. Regarding subtly, I've learnt, recently, that's it's not always prudent to drive a nail in with a sledgehammer, sometimes the accuracy of a pneumatic nailgun is best suited.

What I particularly love about the OP is that he tells us that his eBay customers have appointed him an RS6 expert... and he's humbly letting us know. Fantastic example for a FON.

bam_bam wrote:

Hedgehog Dodger wrote:

bam_bam wrote:FON.

Is Bradford a tough place to buy decent cars; I hear there are a lot of badmanz around?

Are you feeling ok? That was actually quite subtle. Hangover?

Nup, it must be the first NY day I've not been hungover, it's a foreign if somewhat refreshing feeling. Regarding subtly, I've learnt, recently, that's it's not always prudent to drive a nail in with a sledgehammer, sometimes the accuracy of a pneumatic nailgun is best suited.

What I particularly love about the OP is that he tells us that his eBay customers have appointed him an RS6 expert... and he's humbly letting us know. Fantastic example for a FON.

I have to say I somewhat prefer the sledgehammer approach. It does make me chuckle.
I do agree, selling cars does not make anyone an expert in a perticular model/make, just able to make profit from them

Maybe he means he is an expert in selling cars?

nailguns rock!

makes my day at work far more enjoyable..!

zedz_autos wrote:I did say I'm not a specialist but have been given that status by eBay members who have bought or look for the c5 rs6.

Yep, this:

bam_bam wrote:What I particularly love about the OP is that he tells us that his eBay customers have appointed him an RS6 expert... and he's humbly letting us know.

So anyway, how did all of these eBay members bestow your status of 'RS6 specialist'? While I'm at it; who made these eBayers 'RS6 specialist' bestowing authorities?
By this rationale; I'm not a masturbation specialist but have been given that status by my cats, they've never seen any other masturbation specialists but that doesn't matter, I'm not the one calling myself a specialists, they are, I'm just a humble motherfcuker with a huge cock.

Unfortunately, Bradford has become a Mecca of shoddy car dealers and spare-part sellers, there are a lot of stories within these pages, including mine. I hope you can change that perception but my advice is to not get upset at finding out you're THE only honest dealer in Bradford.

bam_bam wrote:

zedz_autos wrote:I did say I'm not a specialist but have been given that status by eBay members who have bought or look for the c5 rs6.

Yep, this:

bam_bam wrote:What I particularly love about the OP is that he tells us that his eBay customers have appointed him an RS6 expert... and he's humbly letting us know.

So anyway, how did all of these eBay members bestow your status of 'RS6 specialist'? While I'm at it; who made these eBayers 'RS6 specialist' bestowing authorities?
By this rationale; I'm not a masturbation specialist but have been given that status by my cats, they've never seen any other masturbation specialists but that doesn't matter, I'm not the one calling myself a specialists, they are, I'm just a humble motherfcuker with a huge cock.

Unfortunately, Bradford has become a Mecca of shoddy car dealers and spare-part sellers, there are a lot of stories within these pages, including mine. I hope you can change that perception but my advice is to not get upset at finding out you're THE only honest dealer in Bradford.

well said that man..

Hi Zed.

I am sorry but I am with Bambam.

No way can you sell 45 cars in 3 years and not call yourself a trader. Either you say its a hobby to potential customers so they think you do not offer a warranty, which all dealers must offer a 1 month warranty NOT from a third party company. Or it is a hobby, which i I very much doubt as you sell other makes.

To me this shouts avoid!

If i were to buy a car from you and on the gearbox blew onto a million peices within a week. Would you buy the car back no questions asked at full price?

Following topic....

I notice you sold an RS6 last month and stated on the advert you've had 25 RS6's, if you've had another 20 this month (to make 45). You could be the next DK.

Amar wrote:I notice you sold an RS6 last month and stated on the advert you've had 25 RS6's, if you've had another 20 this month (to make 45). You could be the next DK.

DK is a trader, 'ring junkie, Valeter (bad case of OCD, have you seen the pics of him washing the car in the dark!?) and apparently has a semi-respectable day job too!

Yep, big act to follow ...