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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by PhilT » Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:58 pm

chunky79 wrote:Do Audi-sport have to pay for their spot then Phil?. I suppose money talks, but it's crap when the BEST site gets put at the back. Would a gimp costume help out at all?
No idea on the ASnet location. I didn't see a site plan for this year.

Not sure the gimp suit would help but it sounds like it couldn't get any worse!!
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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by Mr Footlong » Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:53 pm

PhilT wrote:Not sure the gimp suit would help but it sounds like it couldn't get any worse!!
Oh how I chuckled when I saw this :D
Current:

23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by bam_bam » Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:59 pm

What, the post or Chunk in a gimp suit? What went on after I retired to my room?
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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by Mr Footlong » Mon Oct 14, 2013 4:05 pm

The sounds like it couldn't get any worse part Beardo. You missed nothing as Faye flat out refused to let me inspect her knockers while hubby was around :(.

P.S. I have never been part of so many conversations about bowel movements that much in one weekend before.
Current:

23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by bam_bam » Mon Oct 14, 2013 4:34 pm

Yeah, I was obsessed with my shitz all weekend. Still, there's nothing more underrated than a good dump.

p.s. Hmmmm, Mrs. Chunk's bodacious tar tars, if I was there I'd have helped in a division so you could conquer.
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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by Mr Footlong » Mon Oct 14, 2013 4:48 pm

I won't lie, the pleasure you can get from a truly exquisite movement is borderline sexual.
Current:

23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by chunky79 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:22 pm

Well stretch, I got as far as you then with the knockers. Being honest, that bed was so hard me knees would have failed if I tried any tinkerness.
I thought I was going to get a bit of lovin when bam and I went to get fuel, but the dumbass woman on the sstnav kept interrupting our flirting.
MrT, how's about we pay the fee next year and get the gold award for best site at the same time :wink:. We didn't go to the boring gala this year, so they can't say we embarrassed the site this time. We might have upset a few at breakfast though by talking about our toilet goings on.
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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by bam_bam » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:03 pm

If 246 wins an award next year, I'll write the acceptance speech. Innit.

ADI really is the last blowout of the year for me, so I'm always fond of it. AitP doesn't do it for me because there's no track time. I'm sure we could do some sort of fund-raise/chip-in exercise to secure a better spot, then build it from there. I think it'd only take one very good turnout to make good on whatever Phil did to make us so hated.
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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by RIV » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:14 pm

Bam what car you driving? thought you had a c5

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by Mr Footlong » Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:56 pm

Plural dear boy, plural.
Current:

23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by HYFR » Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:55 pm

:beerchug:

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by chunky79 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:10 pm

I have 2 x 3 second vids of you and bam going past but I don't know how to post them. Both sound fantastic.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by Mr Footlong » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:11 pm

I have many of them but really not sure if I cba, would only do it if the nerds demanded it.
Current:

23' C8 RS6 Vorsprung - 23' RS E-Tron GT Carbon Vorsprung

Gone:

"Brutus"- C5 RS6 Avant - MRC stage 2 - Milltek non-res + 100 cell cats - Wagner ICs - PSS9 - H&R ARBs - OZ Superturismo LM - C6 Custom brakes - HD RNS-E - Various other bits - 555PS/832Nm
"Taz"- C7 RS6 - MRC stage 2 745PS/1095Nm
12' Cayenne Turbo, B7 RS4, S3, Cupra R, XJR, EVO VII, STI8,5,2&WRX, 106 GTI&XSI, other crap.

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by chunky79 » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:13 pm

I demand them even though I'm other end of nerd spectrum.
previous- Pug 205 gti, 306 gti, 309 gti Goodwood.
Audi S3, S4 V8 avant.
Porsche Macan Turbo.
Gone but NEVER forgotten - C5 RS6 Misano red avant.

Now - Empty garage

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there!

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Re: Audi Driver International

Post by HYFR » Tue Oct 15, 2013 5:18 pm

chunky79 wrote:I have 2 x 3 second vids of you and bam going past but I don't know how to post them. Both sound fantastic.
could you not just upload them to youtube? even my <beep> blackberry could do that !

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